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Heather

I like to dance in my bra and underwear when I cle

About Me

I'm a undeniable cute bisexual Virgo, with a blunt and quirky personality and a sarcastic sense of humor. I'm a sex columnist for a little web-site called Cricketsoda. I love cooking Cajun food, and I still play dress-up. I can get along with just about anyone, except for those college guys who are in their "philosophy" phase and want to make an argument out of "Hello". I have more guy friends than girls, and I love vinyl records.

My Interests

talking dirty, dancing to 80's music, caressing people's hair, thrifting

I'd like to meet:

Everyday I thank my stars for finding me a wonderful man. And if we're still together down the road, then he's open to the fact that I'm bi and would like to have another girl with us...but that's a long time away. So for now, I'm open to anyone that would like to chat about anything from sex positions to soup

Music:

Modest Mouse, Wilco, Goo Goo Dolls *fuck you, I met them*, Teenage Fanclub, The Streets, Eagles, Iggy Pop, Tony Bennet, Letters to Cleo, Dashboard Confessional

Movies:

Clerks, Chasing Amy, Reservior Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Dracula, Following

Books:

The Wall, Beyond Good & Evil, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Sun Also Rises