About Me
I sell doors door-to-door. Wanna buy a new door? I got:
yellow doors, brown doors, doors with bells, french doors,
italian doors, two doors, doors for doors, white doors,
custom made doors, metal doors, doors with windows,
windows with doors, doors with fancy knobs, doors with
simple knobs, bathroom doors, shower doors, living room
doors, bedroom doors, back doors, front doors, cupboard
doors, basically any door that you can think of. I gots.
*Doors subject to change, so deal with it.
Have a
door humping, knob turning, ding-dong good day.*
(Refer to any door for an example. Knob sold separately.)
