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About Me

Despite the self imposed shrine I've made here for my greatness I'm just a normal dude who's trying to make everyday count. I try to squeeze the fun outta every experience and share it with whom ever is around. I've come to notice that my life is wayyyy more episodic than I tend to give it credit for. I've experienced everything from talking to ghosts to saving random people from life threatening danger (and I dare you to ask me sometime). I was raised to have a hero complex so now I'm practically incapable of saying no those who are in need (its more of a curse really). I also boast to be a better artist than I actually think I am but as long as people keep buying then I'll keep producing. And lastly I've been secretly trained in multiple forms of Martial Arts and Ballroom dancing and I think its hillarious that its come in handy on too many occasions. All in all regardless any hardships I face or whine about regularly I wouldn't give my life up for all the money or twinkes in the world!
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My Interests

Drawing, Painting, Sculpting, Cooking, playing any sport terribly, getting into misadventures, and helping people in need.

I'd like to meet:

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Anyone who is honest with them self. People of all kinds interest the hell out of me as it is. I've always said that the supporting cast of the world makes this living opera fun as hell!

Music:

Tori Amos, Rage Against the Machine, Bjork, Tito Puente, Sarah Brightman, Louis Armstrong, Fiona Apple, Notorious B.I.G., System of a Down, Ludacris, ReBirth Brass Band, and generally whatever moves me.

Movies:

I pretty much dig anything that has a plot. I'm generally drawn to sci-fi, comedy, action, indy, and secretly romance types

Television:

Books:

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Heroes:

Not to sound egotistical but I've been learning how to stop believing in others and just belive in myself. If I can make myself proud of being the way I am then I can at least feel like I living with a purpose.

My Blog

Near Life Experience or Another Case Of The Mondays

I have seen my fair share of car crashes in my day but today was just a little too damn close for comfort. So there I am crusing down 85 toward the junction when I come up on a small pick-up car...
Posted by The HA! on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

Today really did suck ass

Well I did start a blog about my misadventure with Ku Klux Klan member today but it was deleted due to a bizzare tennant meeting with my landlord that ended with everyone pissed at him. The story invo...
Posted by The HA! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

Why I'm still single....

Apperently according to a case study done by a bunch of female friends and co-workers I'm still single for many specific reasons. Now let me say I wasn't entirely pleased after being told that t...
Posted by The HA! on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST

Ho-Ho-Ho Ya'll

I'm finally getting to unwind after all of the craziness of this past week. I went into friday with only 3 hours of sleep under my belt got up at 6am , Buffalo Bill'ed my way through work so I c...
Posted by The HA! on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:23:00 PST

This week is gonna suck ass

I'm still not done with my X-mas shopping which is fine I guess since I only have $25 to my name till thursday. I have 2 Secret santa exchanges to do this week (one on wednesday and...
Posted by The HA! on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:52:00 PST

Yay For Turkey Day

Yearly I tend to forget completely about Thanksgiving Day mostly due to being raised and still badly practicing vegetarian. Now I don't have any grievences to the tradition but for the past few years ...
Posted by The HA! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:43:00 PST

High Dollar Ho In Training

In order to potentialy get a $5.00 raise I gotta learn how to drive a huge-assed truck. The kicker is that it's a stick and I haven't driven one in about 10 years. Thankfully I got place t...
Posted by The HA! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST

Dr. Funkybutt or How I Learned to Stop Whining & Got My Groove Back

So I've just recovered over the funtastic events of last weekend of my friend's weeding. I went into the event knowing only 4 people at the event but I found that it was very hard to be a wallfl...
Posted by The HA! on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:20:00 PST

Honesty Time

I had the good fortune of reading one of my favorite books today which kinda threw me for a loop. A good portion of the theme was about a character performing at a poetry club and his monologue ...
Posted by The HA! on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:58:00 PST

Happy Halloween

Not much to report. Drank too much. Got way too many compliments when I put on a ladies wig. Used my first pick up line on a lesiban "Hey, I used to be a chick, so do I have a shot?" which promp...
Posted by The HA! on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 11:55:00 PST