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Beast

About Me

Lemme try to explain myself without makin' it seem like I'm a complete dick. My name's Tyler, born in late 1990 and single (I don't think there's a bitch on this planet that is a match for me anyways to be honest). I don't care much about anything. I love money more than you. I smoke my 'Ports, drink my drink, sip my lean and pop my thizz. I'm smarter than most, dumber than few. Don't get in my way and I won't get in yours. Play me to the left and your gonna be the one bein' played. I sag my pants and have different hair than you, don't question it. I like havin' a good time but I'm somewhat difficult to entertain. I hate sittin' in one place but I'm usually down to mob somewhere. I constantly listen to music and drawing is a crucial habit. I like the dark side of shit because everybody's stuck in the light. Smiles aren't an everyday thing with me or anybody so face the facts and be one with it. I'm pretty fuckin' sure I've really found myself. If not, I'm not goin' to look for me. I wear a lot of red, but I'm not a B-Dawg. I'mma Juggalo. I don't pack an axe or a hatchet but I'll split your wig if need be. Tamper with my emotions and I'll get you in the end. I ain't the one to get you right away. I'll just wait and catch you slippin'... It's more fun that way. My biggest pet peeve is judgin' people before you know em. I can't stand it when people do that shit. Don't bring your problems to me cuz your not gonna get any sympathy. All you're gettin' is a "Damn, that sucks." Nothing more. I'mma quiet dude until you get to know me. Once that happens, I'll talk to you about how the clouds look like the devil's horns or how the cracks in the concrete look like a Lotus cross. Basically, I'mma simple, laid back, sick, odd, temperamental, demented, fun (when necessary) type of fella. I don't got much more to say. If you wanna know anything or talk, you know what to do.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Wife

My Bitch

My Girl

My Blog

Fake ass people

I think it's funny how people never realize how good of a friend I am till I ain't in their life anymore or I haven't talked to somebody in a long time. I also think it's funny how people don't answer...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:26:00 GMT

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Fuck everybody. Nobody is reliable anymore. Not even your "homies" or "family". It's all bull shit. I wish I could go back in time and change everything cuz then I woudn't be havin' the problems I'm h...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:52:00 GMT

On some more depressed type shit

I wish my life was just a dream. I wish all the pain, anger, hatred, depression and everything else would just be all part of this big fake fantasy dream. Even the good stuff. I wish it would all go a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:32:00 GMT

The mother fuckers I hate

You all know who the fuck you are. The two main mother fuckers I hate are Keith Foster and Nick Ericson Hill or Limpy, however the fuck you spell his real name. Nick wouldn't be in the shit hole he's ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Strange Noize Tour @ the Moore Theatre

July 18/Strange Noize tour '07Constantine and me woke up at 6a.m. took showers painted up and left (in the rain). We got in Seattle around 10ish after takin' the buss(es). I almost didn't make it on t...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:38:00 GMT