By going ahead and reading this you are subsequently 'licking my balls',(NOTE: if you feel the need to literally take part in this exercise, feel free to contact me and discuss) .......... anyway moving on, I have an obsession with football, more specifically Manchester United(who are better than Liverpool), due to me being miles and miles away from Salford you can generally only find me at games United play down south (I am usually in uniform as I dont fear wearing club colours at the cockney grounds) ............................................................
........My other minor obsessions include WWE(WWF for those a bit slow), Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer, SEGA's critically acclaimed Football Manager, Gay porn(not really, just making sure you're paying attention), ordering dozens of films off Amazon at any given time(yes, I roll in the money) ............................................................
.....I also enjoy a bit of comedy, stretching from minor racism, stereotyping, religious mockery and Paramount Comedy (SKY CHANNEL 126).....However I don't enjoy comedy from women because they're not funny, nothing sexist but when Lucy Porter and Joan Rivers are the best thing you've got, it's a bad situation..........P.S. I don't accept adds from Liverpool fans, for my own amusement I may decide to add you but then I'd proceed in deleting you immediately. That's all! BTW HOW BRILLIANT IS THIS LAYOUT OF MINE, dare I say I came a bit when previewing.
Enjoy the massive collection of myspace layouts I found
