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Dan

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm laid back. I don't plan shit.
I am a god-damn fountain of comedy.
I am never, ever serious,
but thats only to protect you from my infinitely superior intelect;
that which could melt your face off at half intensity.

My Interests

I like to shit in my own cornflakes.
I like sharks, and dinosoaurs, pirates and ninjas.
I eat lightbulbs, and jump through doors and windows.
I am totally into spine piercings, clogging, and satan.
I will shit on something you own if you piss me off.

I'd like to meet:

the infinite number of people i could have been had i made the opposite choice at every moment in my life.
also people who use "your" and "you're" properly, and not interchangeably.

Music:

i am a varsity skin floutist

Movies:

Amateur Gay Porn

Television:

I think it's a panisonic. or a sony. I can go check. hold on just a sec, I'll go see.
yea it's a sony.

Books:

I like the books with burly dudes on the front where the cover is all raised up where his muscles are.

Heroes:

redneck squids

My Blog

hahaha!!

ok, i was going through some old files on my computer, and i came across a folder that housed funnny ass rants i used to have in it. you might laugh, you might not. check it out either way:So I went b...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

WHISTLER 2007!!!!!!!!

Wistler 2007 crewcheeseboogersMelon Grab!Bethany is so hot! and I look...so homeless!the original hoser!Bethany, Scott, NickMe and some random Canadian. she was cool thoughBethany and JaimiHello boooo...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

anything but clothes party!!!

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Posted by Dan on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST