TJ

I'd like to meet:

Smokey the University of Tennessee Mascott..GO VOLS!!!
..Things I need to remember if I want to remain SPOILED
1. I will not roll my toys behind or under the TV or furniture.
2 I will not chew on markers, pens or crayons, especially the red ones, it scares Mommy.
3. I will not bark everytime I hear a door bell on TV.
4. I will not run and hide everytime the phone rings.
5. I will not steal underwear and leave them in the living room floor.
6. I will not roll on Mommy's bed after a bath.
7. I will not drag my butt across the carpet in front of company.
8. I will not sit in front of company and lick my butt.
9. I will not throw up on Mommy's bed, Mommy's car or the couch.
10. I will not run across the street everytime mommy lets me out without a leash.
11. I will not run and sit in the pond in freezing cold weather.
12. I will not try to get into the swimming pool.
13. I will always love my mommy very much.