Hi I'm Amy. I'm 27 going on 21, I work as a reservation consultant - underpaid and overworked.
I live in Colchester my beloved cat Mr Bojangles. I enjoy gigging it (metal and ska only)
I LOVE horse racing and winning, beaches, ball games, cider, animals, beads, summer, road trips, yellow, my best friend's parents, sittard, desperado (and keeping it down!), rubber rings, fish and chips, red boots!
I HATE comedy because I am always funnier, thunder, pineapple, lamb (cooked not the cute fluffy ones running around the field), rain, smelly underpasses (I've got one right near my house), landing on the aeroplane, lateness, rushing, running, dance music, thumping nightclubs, chris tarrent.
What's the difference between a giraffe and a crane?
One's got hydraulics and one's got high bollocks!
