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Sean had 3 apples, Jake had 4, Jake called Sean a bitch and Sean threw 2 of her apples, Jake retaliated by throwing 1 but it missed and hit Ryan, Ryan was like WUT THE FUCK, and threw 4 apples at Jake, Jake punched Ryan and then slapped Sean for being such a ho, Sean wasnt going to take any of that shit and stabbed Jake, Ryan got scared and grabbed a gun, Kyle walked in and scared Ryan, Ryan shot Kyle and killed him, Jake tackled Ryan and took the gun, who fired and shot Sean in the knees, Sean threw her knife and it hit Ryan in the chest, Ryan then bled out and died, Sean crawled over to the phone, but Jake told this was her punishment for being a bitch and he shot her in the face, How many apples does Maria have? I Don't have hair on my genitals because hair doesnt grow on steel, Can't stand people that say "ily" I think that putting a lightning rod on the top of a church shows a little lack of faith