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About Me

i have come to the realization, that people in the world, are focusing more on things in life, that are in deed meaningless, or unimportant for the relative good of society. And furthermore, the big problems in the world will never be solved, because we as Mammals, are constantly exhibiting our need to stand out and become the alpha male/female of society. But all this competition does, it limit our full potential as the most advanced organisms on this planet. And for that one reason, we will never discover the great secrets of the universe. So, my life is awesome. I get to start an undergrad research project on Messor andrei, which is a species of stingerless Harvester Ant. i will be mapping the chemical components of the DuFour's gland, cuz i am that awesome and smart. this will be my stepping stone into grad school and PhD school. This summer i'm hoping to have a pretty kick ass adventure with my friend Nick. Some day you all will probably see me on animal planet or the discovery channel and maybe even teaching your kids when they go to college. well, i just got a sponsor for graduate school at Cal Poly Pomona, so i will be in school for about 2 more years, studying either ants or mutillidae. beign the bad ass that i am, i will probably end up in a PhD program somewhere, hopefully harvard, but hey, where i ever i can get into is great. i kick ass. go me

My Interests

DOING THE DEW and sleeping for about 13 hours a day.

I'd like to meet:

people of all races and nationalities, so i can make fun of them with jokes stolen from Carlos Mencia, which he in turn stole from other people
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Music:

i'm up for it all, and i mean IT ALL

Movies:

3 movies i cannot live without. Silence of the Lambs, Mallrats, and Clerks.

Television:

Usually i stick to Fox, Comedy Central, and a few other networks. NBC is ok. your going to have to ask what i like, or you'll just do one better and find out by hangin with me. But nothing is better than my favorite show ever, Family Matters, nothin beats that Urkel kid, he's great.

Books:

The Ant, The Sibly Guide to Bird Life and Behavior, hop on pop, An introduction to Entemology,

Heroes:

Bidjan, for always being my friend. Danny Elfman, if you don't know who that is, your so fucking stupid (especially if you are obsessed with the nightmare before christmas). Kevin Smith, one of the best directors of his generation. Anyone in the field of herpetology (not the study of herpes, the study of reptiles and amphibians). and Larry, i do everything for Larry. and of coarse, The Green Lantern

My Blog

death always brings sadness

i think its odd how i don't really have any blogs, except when i am sad, and well, this is no different occasion. i found out about 30 minutes ago that my Grandfather, John Boothman Clyde, just passed...
Posted by Messor on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

bored and tired survey while talking to Lindsay

1. You're Infected. Your Top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who goes?hmmmm..... probably Brain, cuz he looks like Jesus, so he might be able to ressurect himself2. What Myspace friend knows the REAL yo...
Posted by Messor on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

i'm bored, so some things about me

i like animals more than people, but i'm not fond of dogs.i collect insects, or atleast i will once i build a box to put them in. i enjoy chemistry alot. i have no idea what i'm gonna do with my life,...
Posted by Messor on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST

this is what being bored at work gets me

ABOUTName:DanBirthday:5/3/85Birthplace:Mission Hills, CACurrent Location:Baxter BioScience, Westlake Village, CAEye Color:HazelHair Color:brown, cuz i have been to lazy to dye it blackHeight:around 6'...
Posted by Messor on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST

this is what being bored at work gets me

i stopped biting my nails

well, i am officially no longer a finger nail biter, took me like what, since i had teeth till now to quit? well either way, i'm happy withmyself, one new year's resolution down.
Posted by Messor on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

broke fone

my fone's broke, i can't call you, but you can call me
Posted by Messor on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:32:00 PST

i never post these

went to venice today and bongs are cheap, so i got one. i named it frank. yeah, frank, no reason to name it frank, just did. well, hopefully on friday we will be putting him to good use.....
Posted by Messor on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:17:00 PST

this was a blog too, but it's 2am so no one will read it

so i went today to work at the Hot Hot Heat, Weezer and Foo Fighters concert and it was pretty awesome, well, except when the lead singer from hot hot heat was molestering me cuz he like kept going ov...
Posted by Messor on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:05:00 PST

recepie for awesome kool-aid

1 empty milk gallon plastic thing 2 cups sugar 2 packets of kool-aid (your choice feel free to mix it up a bit) 10 ounces of Vodka rest of jug with water Shake until all the sugar is dissolved, then d...
Posted by Messor on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:01:00 PST