Em [skitzo dancer]... - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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I love silk, and push up bra's and hats to hide my dancing hair and my cousin Linda (who is commanded to come back to Sydney cuz I need my wingwoman back)... I love being the girl that stands out cuz she is wearing a tie at a club, or gold boots, or my gangsta hat, or many of the other accessories I utilise to draw attention to myself, love to dance with no shame and go home tired... then sleep.Sequins will never die. Dance will never stop. Fridays and Saturdays are for moledness. The young should stay out late and come home early...I have the best sense of humour out of everyone i know, its true, I deserve a trophy that simply says "best ever"

My Interests

Dancing. Cranking it. Sleep after a massive bender.

I'd like to meet:

Non internet freaks, old friends, fellow club heads. The usual crowd. Potential kisses are always fine by me.

Music:

Yeah Yeah. I go hard I go home. JT will never die.V Festival was no doubt the best of my life, due to the fabulous "dance walking" that i partook in with my best friend rennie.

Movies:

i like movies that make me cry.arthouse.scary movies with a boy.

Television:

bondi rescue (ive been to bondi, jealous much?)dr phil is a lunch hour must for me, if you are nearby, feel free to drop by at 12pm and we will watch it together, expanding our relationship and getting "on the same page"

Books:

whitethorn.the game (yes, i read it and discovered i was a PUA - pick up artist)all books, reading is swell.

Heroes:

and betty the hot shit bitch for this gem:"hahaha. "WHY DON'T WE JUST JUMP OVER THE PUDDLES?" we ran through the.. south? farm at school and through the aquaduct next to the school.. where some worker guy just arrived in his ute and yelled at us so we piss bolted out of there.. but i dropped my shoes and emily was left behind.. and we see her minutes later climbing out of the thing with my shoes around her neck. hahaha. all this to escape the swimming carnival and to get vodka from an andy roddick lookalike"

My Blog

I am NOT the human shredder...

I am not the human shredder. In fact, you can buy a very decent mechanical shredder for a very low cost. So why the fuck is my boss expecting me to shred like 500 million pieces of paper by hand, rath...
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

My Perfect Man / Woman

So... I read this on someone elses blog and thought it'd be a good ideaMY PERFECT MAN...MUST:have a grasp on why fashion is vaguely important to prevent them from looking like a hobohave a high sex dr...
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

I think I have a nice coloured tongue

i think my tongue is a rad colour. its not too red, not covered in those white gross dead taste bud things like people who dont brush their tongue... its just a pretty tongue which suits the gorgeous ...
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

Defensive Much?

Dont get me wrong, because I realise that this blog is going to sound like the most ego tripping vain entry ever assembled on myspace, but I realise full well that it is going to come out to make me s...
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

Why I loved being in a different state

I loved being in a different state because:(a) there were far more police and i could act like a tourist and get countless photo's with them because i was a tourist!(b) i could be messy without worryi...
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

Has anyone noticed myspace isnt in our timezone

So we all look like massive losers who are on the net all night (i apologise to those non losers who also like to be on the net all night) ......
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

THE V FESTIVAL

I have just bought my very own V festival ticket and I urge all others to take part in this fabulous event which I endorse wholeheartedly... plus you'll get to hang with me, and i'll more than likely ...
Posted by Em [xxx]... on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST