Update on my Progress |
I theoretically owe (more on theoretically later) the following people:
The family of the missing hiker who turned up dead.
The family (not the mother) of the baby murdered by microwave.
T...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
Man Kills, Cooks and Possibly Eats Girlfriend, Police Say |
And as I clicked on that headline I began to wonder why I needed to know about this man and his possibly dinner-fied girlfriend. It was only a vague wonder because I was very distracted by the e...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:00:00 GMT |
I Am Really Worried about Starbucks(or Who told the Baristas to do That?) |
This is my expose on frappaccinos. I went to Starbucks today and ordered a frappaccino. Throughout my recent history of ordering frappaccinos, I have noticed an alarming trend, a trend tha...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:22:00 GMT |
This Is Indisputable Evidence of Something |
At the time I thought it was funny. At the time the idea of something sinking its sinewy hooks into my body, pulling my weak-beating heart out of my rib-cage and dropping it in the gutter was ve...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
A tarot card falling from the sky, me stepping on said tarot card on my way to the train |
It means nothing but the Queen of Cups did nearly fall on my head today. I wonder what the statistics are on that. I wonder how often fugitive tarot cards do that to generally pathetic-par...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
