hmm.. well i would have to say that im a very outspoken person. if i dont like whats going on.. and such.. i wont hesitate to ask "What the Fuck?" i like stuff.. and things.. i just cant remember due to all the pot i smoke. im a high school dropout with no ambitions to have a normal job. you know... the type that force you to sit in a cubicle for 8 hours. just to write reports that no one will read.. people steal your staplers, rubber bands, envelopes.. etc. besides, its not like if you have a normal job, you like it.. so why sit there and have your shit stolen? its like 6 am-ish, and im bored. so im gonna add random babble to this. hi. hi, my name is.. my name is.. phildo. hah. fuck that kid, anywho. so i was walking down the street when something shiny caught my eye. as i got closer, it started to run from me. i said, fuck that and rand upto it. thats when it transformed into a giant pinball and asked if i wanted to play. "well, can i play for free? sure.. all you need is to sign your soul away to me, and you can play all day. but i sold my soul back in the 9th grade for a sour skittle. but man, was it the best damn skittle ive ever had. what!? thats not right.. according to this, you still have it. nah.. that guy was Lucifer in disguise.. and he fooled your dumbass again. muahahaha" thats when the giant pinball transformed into Rosie O'Donnell. i haven't been more scared in my life. especially sense "she" kept saying "she" wanted me. but i knew all along it wasn't a "she". Rosie busted out her 15" penix and hit me in the head with it..... woah.. where the hell did that come from? i was just sitting here, bsing about a normal job when that came out of nowhere. now its like.. 6:15, and im still fucking bored. well on to more about me... i work in a sweatshop er.. Antonio's kitchen.. so if you ever eat there.. chances are i made your food. nobody has died sofar, so its going good. so you kids should come in one night and pay me a visit.. i cant guarantee any free food, but i can guarantee a ten inch phildo. i hate the world, and mostly everyone in it. but theres a slight chance i wont hate you, so dont hesitate to ask me anything or, message me. like right now.. im bored as shit, and theres nobody online to bullshit with. so what the fuck are you waiting for? oh yea.. that whole.. about me part... i dont really get into politics.. its all about money hungry ass wipes anyways.. so why bother. besides.. its all gonna end in no later then 6 years. so live life to the fullest.. im kinda glad i found this out at an early age. Phil > you if for whatever reason you wish to contact me.. you can use just about any instant messenger program. (im a loser, fuck you) :
aim - deezisgod
yahoo - the_stupid_phil
msn - [email protected]
message me sometimes.. i get bored easily. seriously.. if your reading this now.. DO IT! but your not. so i dunno.. where did everyone go?i know where you went.. you went to do something better then read this bullshit. its ok, i wont hold it against you. i'll just blame scoop.. like everyone else does. HAHAHAHA.. you kids dont even know who scoop is.. so why did i put that? once again.. a bored phildo + no weed + lack of sleep + too much time on my hands = jumbled up rage in a styrophome cup.Life is a never-ending battle. you cant have something good happen without something just as equally bad happen. so fuck it. because ive learned something, and that is you should really value the things you have in life, cause for all you know you could get hit by a bus tomorrow. fuck the bullshit, and focus on having fun. and if theres ever anything anybody needs from me, (from advise to a wingman) hit me up. im down for whatever, and ill try anything once. =)[LOVEMYFLASH]
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