150316146

Zack Novak at your service. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. As long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'....Let me tell you about stylin'. I'm talkin', the perfect A-frame wave spittin' salt water in your face. I call it 'liquid draino, wanna be bullwinkle', I tell you no lies, my friends. It's the consciousness..I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, But you were born to rub me first.Lou Brown: [at a team meeting] It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth. She put this team together because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where she could move the team to Miami... and get rid of all of us for better personnel. Roger Dorn: Even me? Lou Brown: Even you, Dorn. Harris: What if we don't finish last? Lou Brown: She'll replace you with someone who will. After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors or given your outright release. Jake Taylor: [Jake stands up] Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do. Roger Dorn: What's that? Jake Taylor: Win the whole FUCKING thing.