WRITING, MUSIC, ART, VIDEOGAMES, TRAVELING, design, concerts, raves, snowboarding, websites, languages, making up words, stealing people's food, workaholicizing or something, being professionally fucking poor (aka starving entrepreneur, hence where the food-stealing comes in), beating up people who owe me money.
I'd like to meet:
* criss angel (sigh i'm lame)
* david sedaris
* brandon boyd
* jon stewart
* paris hilton (so i can bitch-slap her... ha ha kidding... wait, no)
I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE:
* real
* good
* funny
* honest
* friendly
* passionate
* rad designers
* knowledgeable
* monkey-lovers
* drum n' bass lovers
* able to help me with my magazine
* not content with being uninspired and stagnant
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE:
* jackasses
* jackasses
* huge jackasses
* lacking self-respect
* skanky ass whores
* skanky ass hoebags
* skanky ass sluttramps
* unable to save the drama for their mommas
HEY need a freelance designer?
check out my portfolio at http://www.redefinemag.com/portfolio.pdf ! hire me! i come cheap! no wait, no i don't! actually, yes, it's true, i come cheap, but the work will look like you spent thousands of dollars on it... *cough... cough.
Music:
THE VALLEY ARENA, NEON BLONDE, THE PALE (PACIFIC), JASON MRAZ 3, a perfect circle, the mercury program, death cab for cutie, brand new, the helio sequence, nitsuj, bt, hellogoodbye, incubus, the juliana theory, the decemberists, megaman soundtracks, mandalay, crustation, daughter darling, the vines, the shapes, pink floyd, the advantage, american analog set, infected mushroom, the new amsterdams, guns n roses, anadivine, mr. bungle, rxbandits, tlc, kai, stabbing westward, facing new york, dj dara, normal like you, dieselboy, old school r&b / hiphop / asian music. that pretty much covers everyone.
Movies:
THE FOUNTAIN, MAGNOLIA, WRISTCUTTERS, THE EDUKATORS, den brysomme mannen, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the science of sleep, fight club, 12 monkeys, x-men series, tony takitani, gattaca, amelie, kill bills, shawshank redemption, white oleander, silent hill (rofl rofl, for the art), down with love, enemy at the gates, indiana jones, moulin rouge, cider house rules, dead poet's society, blow, city of god (for the art), minority report, bruce almighty, girl interrupted, DARREN ARONOFSKY ANYTHING.
Television:
malcolm in the middle, discovery channel, animal planet.
Books:
barrel fever by david sedaris, the wind-up bird chronicles / hard-boiled wonderland and the end of the world by haruki murakami, choke by chuck palanhiuk.
Heroes:
i'm not sure anymore. find me one!
