How to Score Yourself a Stalker |
Some lament the lack of stalkage they receive. I mean, hey, who isn't flattered by a daily barrage of emails, MySpace "friends" who friend your friends, online admirers who google the fuck out o...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
Triggering My Own Gag Reflex |
I never thought these words would escape my lips, but I'm fucking choking. It's true. When I read my blogs, I trigger my own gag reflex. So I wanted to give you all the heads up that...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
Summer Lovin: Ill Show You Mine, If You Show Me Yours (SIN) |
With summer officially underway, I nostalgically recall long, lazy summer days spent lounging poolside slathered in baby oil and my mind wanders back to another rite of summer the glorious summer fl...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:55:00 GMT |
Not Tonight, I Have a Headache and Other Bullshit We Feed Our Lovers (SIN) |
After what you perceive to have been a wonderful date dinner, drinks, intimate conversation, etc. you wrap your arms around her and lean in for the long, deep wet kiss you hope will lead to other ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:07:00 GMT |
Being Blown Like a Champ: Oral Etiquette for Men (SIN) |
My blogs have been man-friendly as of late (telling women to swallow even the funkiest of spunk with grace, praising small cocks as superior to their gargantuan competitors, etc.). Today, paybac...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
Honesty in Relationships: Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat? (SIN) |
It's commonly accepted that under some circumstances honesty may be optional, or even discouraged. The clichéd example being, "Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?" The wise man who...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:03:00 GMT |
Gargantuan Dick vs. Average Joe: In Defense of Penile Mediocrity (SIN) |
We've all seen blogs with titles like "Confessions of a Size Queen" or "Size Matters" written by women who claim a minimum of 8 inches is the end-all be-all of sexual satisfaction. I'm always a ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:00:00 GMT |
Swallowing That Funky Spunk and Loving It (SIN) |
Your lips are wrapped around him, encasing his manhood in your mouth. As you ease down the length of his shaft, he moans in pleasure and beneath your tongue, you feel a tremor begin at the base ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:57:00 GMT |
Putting the Pedal to the Metal on Yellow (SIN) |
Generally, I steer clear of advice column-type blogs. Who am I to tell you that your proclivity for smearing grape jelly on your cock then spanking it to midgets fellating farm animals while dressed a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
100th Blog - My Swan Song |
As many around here know, ones 100th blog is a big deal. Bloggers put thought into what topic that monumental writing will address. I gave consideration to going out with a bang to actua...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:15:00 GMT |
