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jCeli

I guess I'm a lucky guy...actually, I know I am

About Me

My skydiving video link below...
http://www.realxstream.com?XStreamID=16558&Vid=1
"If you don't know me that sucks"
What People Say About Me
Jan 10, 2007 12:54 PM
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Just wanted to let you know i love you bro... not that gay shit lol.. but for real ever since the 6th grade we have always had each others back... from slangin candy in middle school to getting caught up stealing at longs drug store... I hella appreciate what you are doing for me... all i can really say is that you are one really dependable/trustworthy friend... and to all you gurls out there: you all hella stupid not to try and get a piece of that (when i say that i mean joel... lol ) but yeah hopefully in the future we will live together when you go to school and shit... until then take care bro"
-Josh Kim
"This guy is my oG co-worker from the laziest job on earth, SCANDIA family fun center. We would sit around and laugh at bitches who got stuck at the track, and when it was wet out we was driftin that shittt. If it weren't for Joel i would probably have quit way sooner, he made it bareable enough to stay haha.
Also known as Jae, my partner in crime, me and this man used to smoke the fattest blunts, and we were gonna drop the fuckin bomb on 707, makin beats and raps. Over summer we were gonna go clubing in Anaheim, and I got too drunk and threw up in his new civic haha, poor guy. But its all good, i'm suprised he doesn't still hold it against me...if it was me i would have cut somebody up with a samurai sword. Probably the coolest thing about Joel is that he's open-minded and don't judge nobody. When I have kids i'm naming them joel."
-Mike aka Tripp
"hmm a little something about joel or as i call him my "mister navy" heheh well to start off have you ever met a man that can keep a smile on your face?? well today is your lucky day sluts! mister navy taught me about sex when i was 10 years old!!! heheheh just messing!!! he knows how to make you laugh and keep ya happy...nothing can compare to how sweet he is....mister navy is a sweet caring and funnie man...hehe it makes me wonder why his ass is still single!! when i talk to joel i can be myself and he accepts you for who you are...even if your a fat pig like me =p he is an easy person to get to know and along with...hes obviously not shy!! im sittin hear tryna describe mister navy to yalls that dont know him but to be honest with you guys there are no words that can describe this wonderful man....guess you cunt faces will just have to take the time to get to know him just like i did....trust me its worth your time!!!!"
-alina aka juicy
"omfg its joel celi! i hella miss this guy. i love this guy too!! (as a friend though) damn me and joel go waaay back..back into like freshmen year of high school. okay that funny story we were together but then ended it. i remember it was on valentines day. (aww so sweet! yeah yeah we know) then yeah had to end it some time afterwards. but then two years later i left notre dame high school in san jose and went to santa clara high in santa clara. and then guess who i met there.. i met joels cousin bernie. she came up to me and said "didnt you use to date a guy named joel celi?" being the new student at school i said "yes why" and then bernie responded "oh shit! he's my cousin" damn i thought i already got some drama at santa clara high on my first day of school! hahah well joel is the sweetest guy, kind of funny actually. his brother jason got the good looks, he's a ladies man. in the picture joel is on the right and jason on the left. dont you think hes adorable? now joel is in the navy, i miss him. he calls me random times and we talk for the longest time. i remember we talked from 8pm to 10pm. then hung up. then talked again from 1130pm to 6am. damn and i had school in an hour! i miss those nights. now he's single, so girls "hollar" at him because he can treat a girl right. yes. me and joel each had our ups and downs but we got through them. damn six years of friendship. thats fucken awesome. i love it!! another memory was when i picked him up at his aunts house and we just went partying in san jose the whole night. hahah that was fun. i missed that. now that hes in the navy, hes getting that money and when he comes back he'll treat me out! hooollllar hes the best guy friend! heres your "special shout out" are you happy? hahahha"
-Marielle
"J0EL...WUT CAN i SAY B0UT HiM...i NEVER TALKED T00 J0EL UNTiL WE WAS iN HiGHSK00L LiKE S0PH0M0RE YR 0R S0METHiNG RiGHT??? BUT ANYWAYS J0EL iS SUCH A FUCKEN G00FBALL HAHA i L0VE HiM F0R THAT! AND HE'S SUCH A G00D FRiEND, THE BEST 0NE U C0ULD EVER HAVE. N0W THAT HE'S iN THE NAVY i D0NT GET T00 SEE HiM AS MUCH S0 WE CANT PARLAY iT UP!!! AND WEN HE D0ES C0ME H0ME HE AiNT EVEN CALL A H0MEGURL UP! HAHA iTS ALL G00D iN DA H00D J0EL!! BUT YEAHHH iM PR0UD THAT HE iS D0iN S0METHiNG WiT HiS LiFE TH0!! AYE REMEMBER THAT NYTE @ UR CRiB!! YEAH WHERE i G0T HELLA SHiTFACED!!! HAHAHA SHiiiT G00D TiMES HUH!! BUT ANY WAYS i D0NT KN0E WUT ELSE T00 SAY EXCEPT THAT JCeLi iS A G00D GUY AND HE HAS RESPECT F0R ERRY0NE AND THE FACT THAT HE CARES, MAKES HiM A EVEN BETTER PERS0N!! L0VE YA H0MiE!!! TAKE CARE"
-Jeannie
"i..ve known Joel since like......... 6th or 7th grade?? HAHAH huh Joel? we were like, internet buddies? HAhahaha omg seriously. the way we met, well kinda met, is hella funny to me now that i think about it. we..re such dorks. i met joel through the damn internet. i don..t even remember who the hell gave me his screen name and who gave him my screen name, but somehow, we ended up being chatting buddies. it..s a good memory to reminisce about because i now look back at it and laugh! but Joel... even though meeting him through the internet, we became really good friends. and when we finally met, it was funny because even though we..ve never seen eachother in person before, but only through pictures, we automatically knew who eachother was, so that was cool. : ) there was a big gap between our friendship though. i really don..t know what happened. i guess we just became distant. then one day i got a job and scandia, and guess who was there? JOEL!! hahaha shit was funny, i was so surprised. it was cool working with him cus he is a freakin dork. a big goofball. weren..t u the one who sprayed me with cleaner JOEL? u freakin dork. hahahaa so many memories huh? THEN u left me again and went into the navy or whatever it is ur in. and we..re keeping in touch through myspace. lol "
-Chuppy
"i met dis boi right here in chicago, great lakes to be exact....to make a long story short, we did colorguard together, went to clubbin a couple times wit him, had some fun ass time over there...anyways....wish your ass was over hur right now, or me over there...haha...so we could all kick again... ah wut it is hoe?? ...wassup?? ...haha...you know you good peoples...haha, welp, hit me back...peace!!! "
-jMarquis
"Joel Celi is tha 13 button colourguard of my dreams. And although at times I am mean to him, he knows in the end HE will be tha ONE to HANG UP ON ME. That is why we are such good, top eight, 40 babysittin.., old army style wearin.., twintowers, bullet earring, excommon, close friends! He is going to die. So you besta all love him now. He..s really a good guy... sometimes. Amen. And You Can Quote Me."
-Roma
"so0o0o joel....after finally figuring out exactly what i'm suppose to do all i gotta say is...humm u been my nieghbor for how long i dont even know.. u'r one funny guy though allways good for a laugh!! remember that time we put that pink wig on u and i brushed it for u! and that time u dressed up like the nerd u are for halloween lol j/k. yea wow good times!!! o yea and i can't forget about taht time... i can't really say..but u were there and josette was there and well yea... u'r such an awsomly sweet n' sexy guy hehe, thats a really good older brother, and a friend and a niehgbor lol o and i MISS U!!!! wel hopefully u come back soon and visit me!!"
-Krisha
"To my friend JCeli aka Hella Jay: Hello friend! Well we met at "the club" when u was tryin to be all Rico Suave and shit poppin ya collar lol, and then you started callin me (all the time) so much so that you even resorted to using different aliases to call my house (Joel aka Eric lol) so my mom wouldnt think it was you. But then we finally decided to chill again so many months ago. Starbucks and a movie. ("Are you thirsty? How bout now? How bout now?..") Man, we chilled like we known eachother for years so Im sorry that has been the only time we kicked it since the day we met. You are freakin dope tho and i was always able to count on you for some good conversation no matter what time it was (4am in vegas). Im never too cool for you so whenever youre in the area stop in and say hello.
well im sorry youre beginning to think that I think im too cool for you or something. im really sorry we havent talked since um forever. to be completely honest (as if its not obvious) yeah i got a boyfriend now so my time has been spent with him while youre wondering why i dont talk to you as much. but please dont think its cuz i dont wanna talk to you anymore. youre dope as hell and hopefully someone i can keep around cuz youre cool people. so lets start fresh buddy, be my friend again :( "
- Robin
"JOel Cabanayan Celi...what can i saw about him for everyone to know? the people who already done the 3d person shout thingy has already said everthing from him being funny to caring and i agree with them. he acknowledges who you are as a person and doesnt disregard that. hes a supportive friend and cares about them too. he'll make you laugh and keep you smiling for hours, maybe even DAYS if his jokes were really that funnie. like his "peanus" story. that got me laughing for daysor if you dotn feel good.. he'll make you feel better by giving you his little nurse tip thingys and stuff. hmm... yup. he's a cool guy to talk to. he keeps me entertained. i always look forward to our convos. they're fun... so im pretty sure if you talk to him... he'll keep you entertained. 2 my pimp:: you probably thought id say something hella mean... like... "dont be his friend! hes a jerkface and he makes me want to vomit all over ... not once byt TWiCE! he smells like booboo and he likes to make fun of me. or... like... tell them [the people reading this] about that one time when i drove to santa rosa to visit you and you told me not to die driving back to sacramento cause then you just wasted money on someone who died. BUT I DIDNT TELL THEM THAT. =] you're my favorite booboo and you know all our ish are PRiCELESS. now give me 5 bucks for doing this =D"
-Jenilee Dee

My Interests

Enjoying my life even though it can suck at times but I am very optimistic so I'll see how things go on

I'd like to meet:

People that are willing to be friends with me...what can i say, im just a likeable guy...so why not?

Comments?

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Music:

Everything...if i have to explain because some people dont understand that, here is some type of music i listen to

-mash-ups
-Underground Rap
-Rap
-Hip Hop
-R&B
-Techno
-Trance
-House
-Reggae
-Slow
-Rock
-Alternative
-Punk
-Indie
-Classical
-Country

The only catch is...it has to have a good rhythm or beat of course

Movies:

-The Last Samurai
-The Sixth Sense
-Hitch
-Gothika
-Butterfly Effect
-Naked Weapon
-Taking Lives
-Memento
-Troy
-Anchor Man
-Orgasmo
-Pay It Forward
-Equilibrium
-Gattaca
-Domino
-Cinderella Man
-Derailed
-Hard Candy
-Requiem of a Dream
-Jacket
-White Chicks
-Step Up
-You Got Served
-In The Mix
-School for Scoundrels
-Barbershop 1 & 2
-Final Fantasy: Advent Children
-Pursuit of Happyness
-300
-Illusionist
-Super Bad
-War

Television:

-The 4400
-Scrubs
-Nip Tuck
-Naruto
-Rurouni Kenshin
-Heroes
-Grey's Anatomy
-Prison Break
-Father of the Pride
-Chappelle's Show
-Grey's Anatomy
-Bleach

Books:

-Almost Any Medical Books

Heroes:

-My parents
-My friends who are making something out of themselves and strive for it
-The ones who are out in Iraq who actual make a difference
-HM3 Nettles R.I.P. 02APR06

My Blog

friends vs military friends

Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkMilitary Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught------------------------------------------------------ ---Friends: Call your...
Posted by jCeli on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:47:00 PST

nice guy

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by jCeli on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

E Harmony results

..> Advanced Global Personality Test Results ..> ..> Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdepen...
Posted by jCeli on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

Lessons In Management

 THE LESSONS WE LEARNED EARLY -- OUT GREW -- SUFFERED -- AND NOW MUST  LEARN AGAIN .  > A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit > saw the crow, and asked him...
Posted by jCeli on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

Im the one called "Doc"

I shall not walk in your footsteps, but I will walk by your side. I shall not walk in your image, Ive earned my own title of pride. Weve answered the call together, on sea and foreign land. When the ...
Posted by jCeli on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST

I Am a Navy Corpsman

I AM A NAVY CORPSMAN. I POSSESS THE STAMINA AND ENTHUSIAM OF YOUTH AND THE WISDOM AND EXPERINCE OF AN OLD MAN.I AM 3 PARTS DOCTOR, 1 PART NURSE, 2 PARTS MARINE, 1 PART YEOMAN AND 3 PARTS MOM, YET I AM...
Posted by jCeli on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:50:00 PST

Navy Corpsman (DOC)

DOCS come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a pol...
Posted by jCeli on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST

The Beginning of My Navy Career

im a hospital corpsman. basically a nurse but of lower class. i am a field medic at camp pendleton. i fix marines when they hurt themselves or get STDs because some of them are nasty fuckers. my contr...
Posted by jCeli on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:29:00 PST

For all you myspace fanatics, addicts, and people who just dont like myspace

If you want to continue being on myspace and avoid looking like a complete dumbass, then you need to obey the following rules:1. Delete Tom... he's not your friend, and I promise you that he won't not...
Posted by jCeli on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:16:00 PST

a fact about toilet seat covers

Nope, but your seat doesn't really need protecting. All those paper covers do is mentally separate your backside from the countless bums that have occupied the same space. Before anyone gets their pan...
Posted by jCeli on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST