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About Me

this is the tale of two travelers, a james and a moses, embarking on an epic exodus to see the world. we hail from phoenix arizona and are currently stationed in amarillo. this is our staging area until we recieve divine word compelling us to move forword into the sunset/rise. that means we are only here for a short time LADIES. if you wish to know anything else about either moses the master of ceramonies or james lord of the open road dont be shy and drop a line.
Insane clown posse quiz, Juggalo or Poser?

Juggalo
Your a True Juggalo, Born With a hatchet and a juggalo face, Cruisin with A trunk full of faygo and a car full of fat chix, and haunted by a Dark Carnival, your hmies are family too, and you believe Santa Clause is a fat bitch. Hallowen is prolly ur favorite Holiday. if this is tru and ur a juggalette you should im me on .. IndependentJ0ker (with tha number zero) Much Clown love!
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Are you God?

You are God!
You can create things at will and cause people to randomly dissappear

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Moses
Birthday: 1/16/87
Birthplace: phoenix
Current Location: amarillo
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: german, sicilian, chipowa
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots
Your Weakness: touchy girls that bite
Your Fears: fearless
Your Perfect Pizza: i will eat pretty much any pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see the country and canada
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i havnt IMed in forever
Thoughts First Waking Up: what will today gift me with
Your Best Physical Feature: if you play your cards right you just might find out
Your Bedtime: whenever i get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: i left all the sad stuff in phoenix
Pepsi or Coke: coke-ain?
MacDonalds or Burger King: all fast food is pretty much the same
Single or Group Dates: im down for whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dunno
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i like em both
Do you Smoke: only after i smoke or drink
Do you Swear: fuckin' OI!!!
Do you Sing: not for people
Do you Shower Daily: when the gods permit
Have you Been in Love: no, i have not
Do you want to go to College: yes, and either own a buisness or design games
Do you want to get Married: to my fairy tale princess, wherever she may be
Do you belive in yourself: more than the earth i tread
Do you get Motion Sickness: it takes alot of narcotics but its happend once or twice
Do you think you are Attractive: i am pretty, oh so pretty etc.
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, but only cause they live in a diffrent state
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yeees, but it isnt musical
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i believe yesterday
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, i believe this morning
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above answer
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a few days ago
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a single cookie
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i love sushi but no
In the past month have you been on Stage: fraid not
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in years
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, just cloths and food though
Ever been Drunk: hella
Ever been called a Tease: nah, i try not to beat around the bush
Ever been Beaten up: i provide the whoopins roun here, well and dominas
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: for my crew, my passion or my faith
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the proud owner of some hookah loung/strip club/bar/head shop.
What country would you most like to Visit: the neatherlands, and germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green, blue, hazle are all gorgeous
Favourite Hair Color: i like non-natural hair colors
Short or Long Hair: depends on the individual, but girls that can pull off buzz cuts, my GOD!!!!
Height: i just need her to be shorter than me
Weight: im not that picky, but prefer petite girls
Best Clothing Style: grunge/goth/punk/raver, anything off beat
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont care, just so long as everyone knows my first love is maryjane
Number of CDs I own: i dont care, why would i care how many god damn CDs somebody has
Number of Piercings: the more the merrier
Number of Tattoos: see above answer
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i left my past firmly in the past, you should to if you want me to be yours/to be mine
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You scored as Revolver. Simple, old-fashioned a bit, but always cool. This is revolver. Don't listen to that hi-tech freaks - use drum-fed sidearm and be happy!
Pistol


69%

Revolver


69%

Shotgun


69%

Sniper Rifle


63%

SMG


38%

Assault Rifle


38%

Machinegun


25%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
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What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?

Mysterious Blunt Object
Its a mysterious blunt object. I'm sure you could beat people with it, but you'd rather walk around with it looking pimped out and ghetto, like a thug.

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Zombie Survival Quiz

Champion
Congratulations! You defeated the onslaught of corpses thanks to your knowledge of survival, and superior logic. After spending 10 - 20 years in complete isolation, your group will explore again to find that future generations will turn to people like you to rebuild society.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Soldato
Birthday: 03/28/87
Birthplace: Phoenix
Current Location: A-town, Texas
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: Irish/Sicilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: ....idfk
Your Weakness: sexy mother fuckers
Your Fears: FEARLESS
Your Perfect Pizza: A sultry slice of your pie ; )
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see the country and canada
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeeahhh, I dont..I...M..
Thoughts First Waking Up: What new adventure will I be blessed with today?
Your Best Physical Feature: thats for you to decide
Your Bedtime: Man, I just dont fuckin know anymore, depends on the activity
Your Most Missed Memory: left that in Phoenix
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi fo sho!
MacDonalds or Burger King: i...dont eat fast food as much as I possibly can
Single or Group Dates: preffer single, but I could swing a a group date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton- That's BRISK baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: ooooh yyeeaahhh
Do you Swear: fuckin A!
Do you Sing: naw
Do you Shower Daily: ....
Have you Been in Love: OMFG yes
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: whatever Moses said
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: if I have the spins ( I can't handle the spins)
Do you think you are Attractive: well, in not trying to be vain about this, almost all the people I meet say I am
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: ...Yeah my mom cause I only have 1 parent
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeah
Do you play an Instrument: the meatsicle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, i believe this morning
In the past month have you been on Drugs: follow the above
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: lol yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: naw, cause the last time I checked, OREOS DONT COME IN BOXES!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nada
In the past month have you been Dumped: lol ask a few months back
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ahhhh man! no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: LOL YES!
Ever been Drunk: ALOT
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: when I was younger
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: knowing that I never feared, never hesitated, and never relented!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A revolutionist
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam, Japan, Russia, Australia, And all the european states that hold bad ass RAVES!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: depends on the individual
Height: no taller than eye level for me
Weight: James likes skinny girls, but will never pass up a good fatty
Best Clothing Style: idf care
Number of Drugs I have taken: again, dont care as long as you dont fuck with crack, tweek, G or Glass...or ice
Number of CDs I own: what the fuck is with all this shit I could rather crap on and feel more affection about it?!?!
Number of Piercings: as long as you flaunt it good, as many as you like
Number of Tattoos: dunno, I just love em tho!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i left my past firmly in the past
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What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
"Da Nine"
That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch ass

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You scored as Pistol. Easy to hide, easy to draw, capable of rapid shooting. You can't miss it! Old good autoloading pistol at your service!
Pistol


88%

Revolver


81%

Assault Rifle


75%

Shotgun


69%

SMG


31%

Sniper Rifle


31%

Machinegun


13%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
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yep
you are a winner

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Would I like you if we ever met?
You are my second half
We would be happy together.
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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Never Sober
You are the kid who can't seem to put down the Ganja. You often find yourseld feeling more out of your zone when your sober then when you are stoned. You have permantly friend your brains and have aquired the intellgence of a 5th grader. You are fun to hang with but often hard to cummunicate with because you are retarted. Your a Chill person to hang with at the least
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My Interests

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MOSES LIKES-
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent


88%

Hot


81%

Exciting


75%

Shy


63%

Wet


56%

Sweet


19%

Awkward


6%

Soft


6%
What is your sexual style?
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


95%

Sex God


85%

A Romantic


35%

Virgin


13%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


85%

A Slave To BDSM


80%

A Romantic


53%

Virgin


33%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.

Soft


88%

Exciting


69%

Hot


63%

Wet


44%

Sweet


19%

Violent


13%

Shy


13%

Awkward


6%
What is your sexual style?
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I'd like to meet:

MOSES- a girl who can leave a lasting impression, with her teeth, and maybe a lil BDSM for good measure. other than that i need some chill people to party down with in every state.JAMES-any girls that wanna have fun. I am not lookin for relationships, just fun times. And I would like to experience all that with you!

Music:

james and Moses listens to- most anything, WE like contemporary metal, alternative, uh just about any rock we guess, we like 80's, we like drum and bass and hardcore techno, classical, and tribal sounds, and wii like music with bag pipes. my ideal genre would combine metal, classical, techno, and bagpipes, with tribal drums. if anyone knows who this is lemme know. soul fly(used to live down the street from me) gets pretty damn close though

Movies:

moses is jacks love of fight club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fight club is one of my bibles!!!!!!!!!!! james likes movies that dont suck james' left teste, i.e. boogeyman, the grudge, SHIT!

Television:

uh, no. we like to live

Books:

certain cookbooks that get red flagged

Heroes:

moses puts high regards to tyler durden, the icon with similar namesake, and himself WITH HONORS!!! James lives his life to the high standards of brock sampson, moses says good choice.

My Blog

chapter one

it was a seemingly typical weekday. moses was sitting at home trying to figure how he was going to sell off pills at a record speed. well, the answer was obvious, but would have had to wait for the we...
Posted by eXODUS on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:58:00 PST

THE EXODUS

to those of you who dont know us, we are James and Moses. We are what most people wish they could be. we have removed the shackles of a mundane life and travel the world, much like cain from kung-fu. ...
Posted by eXODUS on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST