Spider Blitz Agent

‘’The Spider Blitz Agency’’ Plan A is geared towards world domination, or destruction of the human race either as a result of this or a final solution if plan A fails completion. Plus the compulsory serving of kebabs at secondary schools (chicken or Lamb, we’re flexible)We hope to get sponsored by some world power, obviously the USA would be best but any old dodgy nation with an aircraft carrier would be nice, even a dingy would do.Plan B is drink and eat a lot and perhaps spray out logo in a few places where it wont be unsightly or mess up any nice brick workWe at the Agency have no talent what so ever for anything in particular, except our extensive thought towards revenge against people who annoy us, and simple home cooking.By joining the Agency you receive no newsletter, no free gifts (mugs etc) bugger all except your SLEEPER AGENT name and perhaps a sticker in the future to stick somewhere like a bus stop or pub window.If you want to join send a message to us today…