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ANDY

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About Me

well, i'm trying to make my way as a writer, and have just launched my new website. Go take a look- the Visitor counter's only on 16 at the moment so it could do with some traffic:http://andykirbythewriter.20m.comheres some other stuff...i've given up smoking and its killing me...but its a new challenge int it. I decided about six months ago that I would try lots of new stuff. So I did;I did YES MAN I went on a gameshow with Les Dennis I wrote a novel I gave up smoking I saw more of me mates I bought a llama I got drunk with some Croatians on a bench I played Mahjong I stayed out of the pub on two consecutive nights I learned how to make hummus I got on this My Space malarkey. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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I'd like to meet:

Another game show host, so I can win this time!

My Blog

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Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 00:49:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:30:00 GMT

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Fuck. If ever there was a case of premature ejaculation it was Wednesday night. I swear that when I can't physically go to a match, it becomes a battle against all odds to watch the game. The evil spi...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Looking up; from the Kirb to the Colosseum

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />Looking back, it was probably the repeated warnings about stabbings being 'likely' that triggered my first worries about ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:22:00 GMT

The Tale continues... unfortuately

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I believe that the time when their respect began to take the form of near hero worship was the famous Trenches Ghost capture, ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:57:00 GMT

Part Two; A Tale of Wonderment

Each night, I would sit with Benedict, our light provided only by a single candle and perchance some moonlight. I would perch at one side of the window, and Benedict would face me on the other, and we...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Part One; A Tale of Wonderment

I am an old man now as you can see. My hair has turned the colour of newly fallen snow and I sometimes find it difficult to catch my breath from behind that gracious pipe, which the doctor tells me ne...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:07:00 GMT

Bear With a Sore Head Part Two...

What the hell is the matter with you Bear? Why are you incapable of doing even the simplest things?" Roger growls. "Get up off the floor. You're like a wounded dog groveling about like that. Get Donna...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:21:00 GMT

Education, Education, Education

You learn something new every day. The last thing I learned was that SPANIKIPIPA is Greek for TIT WANK. Unfortunately, no matter how much I want this to be true, it may well not be... Anyway, I ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:58:00 GMT

Happy/sad/happy/sad/happy/sad/drunk/sorry/happy/sad

Date: 13 Feb 2007, 07:56 Subject Dial M For Dilemma Body: Sometimes I find myself cruising along easy street; money in my back-burner, off the ciggies still, throat not burning for a drink to soothe i...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:52:00 GMT