About Me
PlateLunch is an avid builder of castles in the sand, he enjoys shaking his booty all night long and in-turn making the girlies on the dance floor shake theirs. He was born in the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest where he was raised by a pack of alcoholic wolves. These wolves enjoyed nothing better than to drink schmidt ice and toss cans at their "Special Little Man-Wolf" while he danced indian jigs. This went on until PlateLunch, having accumulated many social, physical, and mental scars(one of which was writing about himself in the third person)ran away with the first human he came into contact with. Unfortunately this turned out to be a small child that he proceeded to eat with much gusto and zeal. After a filling meal PlateLunch happened upon an all night rave where he ate everyone but the DJ. The DJ, thankful that PlateLunch wasn't a complete fatass, began to train the man-wolf in the Dark Arts of Sound Manipulation so he could forever lure sweet nubile girls onto the dance floor and provoke them into a sweaty, whirling mass of readily available protein snacks. That leaves us at today, who knows where this mad man-wolf from the shadows will strike next..............
