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About Me

Chris here,what's up.I guess I have a campy,cheeseballish kind of humor[lol] and I ♥ anything outdoors.I am a mild-mannered go-lucky hippy fucker,good at heart,a strong minded chap who loves to help others,yep-that's right son or so says Mr.Jones.Anyways the only reason I'm on myspace is to fill the down time when I get bored & also to keep in close contacts with my two favorite girls,Rachel & Leslie[cuz I ♥ em too fuckin'much]and of course all my good friends,brothers & loved ones.So if you feel like it + my happy-ass and if I like you,I'll add you and we all can live in peace,love & harmony[hahaha]...bull-shit!

My Interests

Camping,hiking,volunteering,♥ to travel,playing hacky sack,ultimate frisbee,dig the herb, ♥ the whole photography deal,any non-fiction book that keeps my attention.

I'd like to meet:

A Midget with a super-mullet[lol].

Music:

Army of Anyone, Bullet for my Valentine, MUSE, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Sublime, O.A.R., Gnarls Barkley, HotHotHeat, Pinback, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors.

Movies:

Anchorman,Baseketball,Office Space,Borat,Half Baked,Space Balls,300,The Departed,The Boondock Saints,Desperado,Resevoir Dogs,The Illusionist,The Constant Gardener,The Notebook.

Television:

Not much on the tele.

Books:

Arizona Trails:The Official Guide.

Heroes:

Anyone who volunteers. Also these fine organizations: Americorps, S.A.G.A., Habitat for Humanity, Do Something, American Red Cross, One Campaign, etc.

My Blog

How to make a Anus...

1,2,3... READ & Follow................................................... ..> How to make a Anus Ingredients:5 parts jealousy5 parts humour1 part energy Method:Add to a cocktail shaker and mi...
Posted by Anus McJackhole© on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:40:00 PST

Photos from the Canyon[Arizona stylee]

These are some recent photo's taken with my digital camera since I've been here @ Grand Canyon National Park & area [disregard the datestamp on some of the photos...I didn't change the d...
Posted by Anus McJackhole© on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

"300" [movie]

Ok so I saw the movie 300 directed by bad-ass Frank Miller with my brother and his girlfriend the other night and was blown away. The cinematography was amazing and the color effect was pretty ki...
Posted by Anus McJackhole© on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

"Expressions of Mr. Penis"


Posted by Anus McJackhole© on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

[9] things about ME.

1*I'm half mexican(not mexican't)and other half cracker(white-boy). 2*I'm a Leo. 3*I kinda suck at texas hold'em but didg that shit anyways[especially if beer is involved]. 4*The actor Christopher Wal...
Posted by Anus McJackhole© on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST