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About Me

I really love long, romantic walks on the beach.(<-kinda) I like kitties.(<-ish) Um and I like puppies.(<-mostly) I also like to lie A LOT.(<-actually, that's not true) Ok for real, though, I have lived in Mason City my whole life...but I tend to get a little antsy so I move to a new apartment every few years or so. I've worked as a licensed agent assistant at an insurance agency- I find it to be equal parts challenging & fun. Uhh...I've not had much luck finding -as Oasis would put it- my "Wonderwall". In the meantime, though, I'm pretty content being single for as long as it takes! .....Now, here are some things you must be just dying to know about me: ~ As a kid, I got up every morning to do Picture Pages with Bill Cosby ~ I can't sleep with socks on. ~ I have been accused of being abrasive & unapproachable. I'm sure that a couple of those accusations have been formidable ones, but I'm usually pretty laid back. ~ I believe in divine intervention. ~ I don't think that revenge can actually right a wrong, but I do believe it can be reeaally fun!! ~ I believe that, gay or straight, you can't help who you fall in love with and everyone should be afforded equal rights to pursue that love to whichever extent they are moved. ~ I am never, ever early for anything, ever. ~ I have the same sense of humor as Beavis & Butthead. ~ I hold grudges. ~ As bitter a pill as the truth can be to swallow, I have trouble sugar-coating things. If you want your news broken to you gently, I am not the messenger for you. ~ I am uninterested in tabloid gossip. ~ I read the dictionary. ~ I laugh when people trip...it's always funny. ~ I try to take my camera everywhere. You never know, you may be recording history! ~ I'm still trying stave off any unhappiness in my life with material things, but I am comfortable in the fact that, while money might not be able to buy real happiness, it can buy a cell phone that, at the end of the day, I can program to tell me how cool I am...and there's just no putting a price tag on fake adulation. This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oooh let's see...Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Stephen Colbert, Bill & Hillary, David Spade, Betty White, Jerry Seinfeld, Tito Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Kate Jackson, Joe Jackson, Joshua Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson, Victoria Jackson, Randy Jackson, the Jacksonville Jaguars, Peter Jackson, Andrew Jackson, and Soleil Moon Frye.

My Blog

resolutions-shmesolutions (i’ve been doing it all wrong)

I have decided to *not* make any New Year's resolutions this year.  Last year I only followed through with half of what I set out to do...this year I'm changing things for good.  I have deci...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:26:00 GMT

Save The Drama For Yo Mama (Drama Queens, Go Home)

Quite recently it seems I've encountered my fair share of drama queens, damsels-in-distress and cry babies.  As my often bitchy demeanor might already indicate, I'm less than sympathetic to those...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Dumb bitches...

...annoy the crap outta me!  If you are now, or are thinking of becoming a dumb bitch, please take the proactive route and follow these steps very closely: 1. Go put your head in the oven, right ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:31:00 GMT

oranges to oranges / caveat emptor

Tropicana has a new orange juice.  Their ad campaign struck a chord with me, as they boasted of this new Valencia Orange Juice...made with 100% Valencia oranges that have been ripening on the tre...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:26:00 GMT

a letter to my friend

Amanda With The Light Brown Hair, Doesn't seem possible that it's been this long, but I remember 10 years ago today like it was just last week.  I remember that I didn't think it was real f...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:32:00 GMT

i cant cry (?)

for the last few weeks i have been unable to physically bring myself to tears, and i can't understand why.  i truly believe that it's completely healthy for everyone to cry if the need should ari...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:03:00 GMT

all apologies

As a general rule, I am a huge believer in karma.  Recently a few events have shaken me more than would your usual disaster, and I couldn't figure out why I was having such a hard time moving pas...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:57:00 GMT

sometimes i really suck ass (<-and not in a good way)

For the past few days I've been bitching non-stop about my car breaking down...It's a big pain in the ass, but I've let this inconvenience affect my mood and my general outlook on things...I think to ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:11:00 GMT

wait, what??

Ok, so there is a bulletin making it's way around MySpace and I have got to say something!!  It's written from a female's prospective that apologizes to, I guess, men in general.  To paraphr...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:17:00 GMT

my last words?...

holy shit i think i'm dying!  i am sick sick sick sick sick sick sick! (sick.) last week i caught a bug- congested chest, stuffy nose, sore throat, fever...your basic miserable head cold...for 4 ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:06:00 GMT