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Kmak

I like it when the booze says, 'You don't really want to drink me' and I say 'Shut up, fucker, and g

About Me

I was born and raised in San Diego. Moved to Seattle in 2003 to "grow up." It didn't work, I still laugh at fart jokes.

My Interests

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My Blog

Weddin

I realized that I hadn't updated with more wedding info, so... I'm getting married on October 3 this year (2009) in Hayward, WI. The location is secret. Seriously, I'm not tellin where. Then, I'm comi...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 17:11:00 GMT

Awesome Craigslist ad

 NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County) OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:18:00 GMT

I feel like a country western song...

My old cat's now burried under the apple tree at my house in San Diego. She was 19 and died resting on the front lawn after a fight. I hope she won. 
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:12:00 GMT

The bum

Riding North with my Dad on Miramar Road, the air smelled like dirt and exhaust. The sun penetrated through the windshield on us like a heatlamp on a reptile. I sighed, eyes closed and ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:42:00 GMT

sloppy

went to bean's for some sloppy tonight. yum. if you don't know what sloppy is, ask her, she'll tell ya. beefy, noodley, herby, delicious. hot beef injection vietnamese style. oh yeah, and i finally g...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:12:00 GMT

the little things

I'm just taking a moment here thinking about the little things in life that are fan-fucking-tastic... Trees at night in the lamplight. Around my neighborhood, the trees are old and huge and hover...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Cheese Grater Haiku

Grater sliced my hand. The blood from wound would not stop. Slice. Drip drip. Slice. Drip. Dinner at my place anyone?
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:36:00 GMT