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benjamin

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About Me

onamae wa ben desu. watashi wa nihongo ga sukoshi wakarimasu. boku wa DAISUKI kawaii fujin desu ne. i like stuff... i love cool stuff even more... and umm yeah... real specific =] ... lets see mad shout out to my boys..KPS north hollywood BITCHES... wanna stick oldschool you gots NA no ho BITCHES... what ever is clever i rep the best dont smoke stress and i rest in the west, while you sit in jail cause the cops got you to confess. im better than you.. i work at century 21 the biggest real estate firm in the world.. you hear that THE FUCKIN WORLD, i know i know im amazing. Need a house? i can get ANYONE hooked up i got all sorts of financial lenders =] im also starting a jewelry business i have a large inventory so if interested you can call 818 209 7798 stricktly business im what you can call an "entrepreneur" hah hah i love it =] a haha i now have the ability to watch tv and go on the internet, i love my wii!!!!

My Interests

money... i like other stuff but money seems to be at the top of the list. the more interesting shit... i skateboard, snowboard, darts.. when im not acting on my cool persona i like to read books, watch japanese anime, and play video games.... hah hah REAL ESTATE =]

I'd like to meet:

everyone... it is my goal to meet everyone in the fuckin world, happy... is that a sufficient enough answer for you. Also people interested in real estate, on real estate, owning real estate, or dragons.... didnt see that coming did you hah hah. YOU KNOW WHO I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET?? PEOPLE WHO WANT TO OWN THEIR OWN HOMES, its the best single investment a person can make for themselve. I would also love to meet people who are business oriented i love networking and meeting motivated people so yeah get suited up and lets talk =]

Music:

anything that refrains from saying "with arms wide open", look my favorite punk band is GUTTERMOUTH.. my favorite rapper is LUDACRIS... look im half black and half white, i live my life like a double stereo-type. I also got a thing for japanese music... very beautiful

Movies:

well start from oldest i suppose.... "LABRYNTH" of the best move's ever then stoners favorite of course "HAROLD AND KUMMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE" and new to the list fo sho "HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY"

Television:

yeah i own one

Books:

ill let the world in on my secret i like fantasy books, ever since i was young iv liked magic and dragons if you have a problem with that.. then take it up with my secretary=]

Heroes:

ME... it sounds shallow... but unless your paying MY RENT... or MY CAR bills.. or just MY BILLS in general... then the spot for HERO goes to me... who is taking care of my own ass which by the way is a very sexy ass =]

My Blog

Excerpt from my book

This is where the story tragically begins for as soon as we get to young Lances house his mother who has snuck up on Lance and hit him in the head with a pan, is tucking his barely conscious body awa...
Posted by benjamin on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

hah hah yeah... thats right (lazyboy)

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? Its a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know whats not natural?80 year old dudes with hard-ons. Thats not natural.But we got pills fo...
Posted by benjamin on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 05:11:00 PST

I want to go to japan...

like RIGHT NOW
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:06:00 PST

just a damn good explaination

im a try to explain a little about myself so people who care understand a little better. i was born in kentucky, i moved to florida pretty much right after, my dad AKA sperm donor, used to hit my mom,...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST