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About Me

If there was an award for wit I'd win it every year. And my acceptance speech would be fantastic! If you are not a pirate or named Colin, then please read no more as you have lost my respect! I wear clothes I can't afford and listen to music some people may see as pretentious. I'm a working class fool living a middle class lie. I would do extremly rude things to almost any oriental person willing to let me. It's 4:00am and I'm pretty much just writing things that pop into my head. I could really go for a cheese sandwich right about now...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm pretty content with the people I've got thanks. But I'd definately get in contact if you're an oriental pirate named Colin! Also, I write in here a bit, so check it out!

My Blog

The Premeditated Murder Flowchart

Courtesy of Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. 
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:15:00 GMT

On a ’serious’ note..

 So, like the inevitable changing of the tides and the absolute certainty that there will always be a queue for the toilets whenever I finally decide to 'open the floodgates' as it were, I h...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Seriously, do girls just hate me?

 I don't really know what I do to deserve being treated the way I do. Have I got "MUG" tattooed on my forehead in an ink only women can see? Am I honestly only good for a quick fuck?  All I ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:23:00 GMT

Q & A

Slightly stolen from Heather, but it's a genius idea!Let 'em rip boys and girls!xxxx
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:21:00 GMT