Oh, and another thing |
What do I have to do to get some friggin' chopsticks? Hmmmmm? What, because I'm not a fellow Asian, you think I can't operate your super-complicated eating utensils? Give Whitey a fo...
Posted by Alycia on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:45:00 PST |
You know what really grinds my gears? |
Why is it that everytime I get a craving for chinese food (you know, one of those cravings where you want nothing else but what you are craving, and you can't concentrate on anything until you get it)...
Posted by Alycia on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:31:00 PST |
Apartment, Episode III: Revenge of the Co-op |
It's official: we hate the South.No offense to anyone who likes it here, of course. I'm sure you enjoy living in Florida (or as I like to call it, America's penis), where you can spend you...
Posted by Alycia on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:56:00 PST |
Le sigh. |
It's so hard to get up in the morning and go about your day when you KNOW that no matter what you do in life, how much money you make, how much sex you have, what kind of car you drive, etc., you will...
Posted by Alycia on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST |
Apartment, part deux |
I know I just moved like less than a year ago, but I'm moving again.
Yes, bitches, the most attractive couple in Florida now has the most attractive condo in Florida. An impossibly hip 1/1....
Posted by Alycia on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:33:00 PST |
Mike and I are getting married. |
The rumors are true, bitches.
Now hold your collective breaths for an invitation to our super-sweet wedding. It's going to be the shizznit.
We are registered at Target.com.
Posted by Alycia on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:44:00 PST |
This coke tastes funny to me. |
Does it taste funny to you?
Be honest. I won't drink it if it's expired. I don't want to get sick.
Posted by Alycia on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Chuck Norris facts |
Top Eleven Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are ...
Posted by Alycia on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:57:00 PST |
I Love Hockey. |
With a capital fucking L. Seriously. If hockey were a gentleman, I would make sweet passionate love to hockey in the moonlight. Sometimes when people talk to me and I don't really ca...
Posted by Alycia on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:00:00 PST |
this is for you nick |
so the other day i was hanging out with my friend sars, and she got this tape at a thrift store for a quarter, right, this old-ass tape, Black Flag - Live in '84. good shit, you know? good shit.
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Posted by Alycia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
