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Chunky Honkey

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About Me

I love animals-especially fat ones. I love to read. I'm addicted to movies. I believe in Karma. Music can be therapy. I would love to live in Alaska one day. I will never get too old to still want to be a vampire, color, build forts, laugh at farts and watch cartoons. My family is f'cking crazy and so are my friends but I wouldn't have it any other way. I love to laugh-especially at myself. Mullet hunting is quite a hobby. I don't use big words.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most of the people I would have liked to met are long gone: *Albert Einstein *Marilyn Monroe *Chris Farley *Oscar Wilde *George Harrison

My Blog

For the ladies and gays if you haven't heard:

Ladies Luau Night Saturday July 18th2012 S. 27th Street7pm-WheneverFrozen drinks, food, and dessert :) RSVP if you are coming and how many girls/gays you are bringing. Leis included :)
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:40:00 GMT

It's my blog and I'll bitch it I want to.

-I hate this weather. I don't care that most people like the summer. I have to hear all you assholes bitch the entire winter "brr its so cold" "omg I'm going to freeze to death"..yada yada so the summ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:20:00 GMT

Have you ever?

Have you ever: -Fell off the bus baseball style into thrid base on ice and hit the wall and people just excused themselves over you? -Caught a glimpse of the back of yourself after getting out of the ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:26:00 GMT

ALICIA’S BDAY DINNER

SATURDAY JAN 17TH FAMOUS DAVES DELAWARE AVE 7:30 PM LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE IT SO I CAN RESERVE THE TABLE.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:53:00 GMT

Halloween Party!!

Hosted By: ALICIA AND LEAHWhen: Friday Oct 31, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere THE HOUSE2012 S 27T STREETPHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania|39 19145United StatesDescription:ALICIA AND LEAH Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Runs in the Family

My friend has problems with winter & autumn.They give him prescriptions & shine bright lights on him.They say it's genetic, they say he can't help it, they say you can catch it - but sometimes...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Cha Cha Cha Changes

So yesterday was the last day at my job at WTSDA. I was offered a position at the PNC Center near the airport. Im taking a little pay cut but the perks are so much better. I will miss my co-workers b...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:06:00 GMT

Check out this event: HALLOWEEN PARTY

Hosted By: ALICIA AND LEAHWhen: Friday Oct 31, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere THE HOUSE2012 S 27T STREETPHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania|39 19145United StatesDescription:ALICIA AND LEAH Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Vacation and my Psychic encountersssss whhooooo

First off-I loved our hotel. It was the Ala-Kai and it was adorable. We were on the crest which a lot of people hate but I enjoyed it because it was quiet-nobody from south philly were are neighbors ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Only God Knows why

Maybe I forgot all the things I've missedOh somehow I know there's more to life than thisI said it too many times And I still stand firmYou get what you put in And people get what they deserveStill I ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:42:00 GMT