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sparkles

It’s impossible to make things idiot proof when they keep coming up with better idiots...

About Me



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whateverlife.comI spend most of my time lying around waiting for crumbs or the kid to drop something yummy, unfortunately that kid has a tight grip. I bark at anything that moves want my family to stay on their toes you know, but they don't pay much attention to my barking so it's a bit useless, I'll do it anyway I like it. I watch a bit of tv, sniff everyone's butts, and generally do nothing. My dad likes playing mean games with me and making fun of my nutty nature, it's okay makes me feel loved and included just like he does with my home girl Katy, she gets the same treatment, she likes it too though. I'm told that I have rocks for brains, but someday I'll show 'em all how brilliant I am! Prepare to be amazed!

My Interests

Licking my butt and then lick my family and their visitors. I won't let anybody in the door unless they acknowledge me. Sometimes I get excited though and my incontinence problem comes out...oops! Eating at the table with my family. Being devious and smart and swiping whole bags of chocolate chip cookies, greatest thing in my little world! I love to bug the oldest kid Jessica, she seems to get annoyed when I bark, I must be interupting something REAL important! HAHA...RIGHT! Generally I love to do either nothing or create chaos.

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell. I bet those silly people mistake her for a retard just like me!

Music:

I love Veggie Tale remixes. I like rock/alternative (so does the kid so it works out well), some rap and hip-hop (I can shake my laffy taffy like no other)! No country, this dawg isn't down with dat!

Movies:

I like dumb movies with solid humor that most girls don't appreciate...stupid girls. Napolean Dynamite, Steve Martin movies, whatever the big guys puts on. I like to watch Disney movies with the kid, Robots (brilliant), Shrek (also brilliant comedy). I'm having a brain fart so I'll have to come back and add more later yo...peace out...werd

Television:

The kids get in the way of my television watching with those dumb shows on the WB or mom is watching the news, so tv is not in my daily activities unfortunately.

Books:

What are books? Can you eat them?

Heroes:

My Grandpa Dick...He Da Man Yo!!