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1. Chuck Norris is Superman's hero.

2. Kryptonite’s only weakness is Chuck Norris.

3. The HIV Virus faces certain Death if it contract’s Chuck Norris.

4. The “Law of Gravity” does not apply to Chuck Norris.

5. The Sun gets its energy from Chuck Norris.

6. Chuck Norris has denied Tom's friend request, countless times!

7. Chuck Norris is the only person in the ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" / US who has the “Right to have a Driver's License”. For everybody else the Registry of Motor Vehicle makes very clear that being licensed to drive is a “Privilege”.

8. Aldo cries and begs for mercy every time Chuck Norris finds him.

9. Chuck Norris never runs out of Time. Time wisely waits for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris is the only man on Earth that’s not tempted by evil. The Devil’s biggest and only concern is that Chuck Norris does not end up in Hell; instead he prays everyday he goes straight to Heaven.

11. Chuck Norris breathes Carbon Monoxide and exhales pure Oxygen.

12. Monsters check their closets for Chuck Norris every night before they go to sleep.

13. Chuck Norris decides if “What goes up will ever come down”.

14. If you buy or sell anything to Chuck Norris on Ebay, the Feedback form is actually a decision to “Live or Die”.

15. If Chuck Norris gets the Cake, he will eat it too.

16. Chuck Norris never goes on a Diet; even fat in his body is fitter then your muscles will ever be!

17. Death is so afraid of Chuck Norris that every time he walks through the “ Valley of Death ”, it’s just a “Valley”.

18. The real purpose of the UN is not to "Keep World Peace", but to keep Chuck Norris "Happy". Anything else would mean the "End of the World".

19. Chuck Norris is the only reason Aliens haven't invaded Earth yet. They know that even all their technology, it’s a suicide mission.

20. When Chuck Norris decides to go hunting, animals quickly surrender in hope of a quick death.

21. Chuck Norris never “Hopes”. With Chuck Norris, “Hope is the first to Die”!

22. Vampires only come out at night, in hope they will be able to avoid Chuck Norris.

23. When Chuck Norris uses the calculator; the calculator politely suggests an answer.

24. Bullets would sweat Chuck Norris if they got nervous.

25. If Chuck Norris existed when Newton said “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction” it would actually be considered Blasphemy instead of a Law.

26. Since “Hogan Knows best” aired, Hulk Hogan lives in total fear somewhere in the universe. He deeply regrets implying he knows more then Chuck Norris.

27.Freddy Krueger hasn’t been the same since Chuck Norris moved to Elm St . He is so scared he doesn’t dream anymore. He’s currently unemployed since he can’t go to work.

28. Chuck Norris never has nightmares. When he dreams about his enemies, it means they are the ones having a nightmare.

29. According to the definition of a Star; “ A celestial body of hot gases that radiates energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in the interior”, Chuck Norris has always been the only Star in Hollywood .

30. If dead men could tell Tales, Chuck Norris would be all they talked about.

31. Since “A Diamond is forever”, scientist are unable to describe Chuck Norris Life Expectancy.

32. Chuck Norris decides when it’s over. He is the one who tells the Fat Lady to stop singing.

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