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Twisted Guitarist

About Me


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You wanna know about me? Huh? Interesting.
Name: I forgot it. (Anonymous)
Nickname: Kirk Hammett (Not of my choosing, but not offended either)
Species: Well it'd be cool to be an Icarii Enchanter, (winged people with musical magic by Sara Douglass), and a werewolf (depends what sort), and all sorts of things.
Country: Good ole' Australian born, bred and proud.
Interests: Look around the page.
Occupation: Guitar teacher, University student (Biology)
Here For: Serious musicians, serious conversations. I don't trust over the internet sorry, you won't get my hidden details, do not try.
DO NOT TELL ME YOU ARE A WEREWOLF. IM SICK AND TIRED OF LIARS AND CHILDREN. GET OFF MY PAGE. YOU WILL BE IGNORED. THERIANS ARE NOT WEREWOLVES. -Bernard Black tone-
CHECK BELOW FOR SHOOTER JENNINGS VIDEO!!!
Well I guess get to know me. Im a shapeshifter, mentally of course, not physically (dont we all wanna be a bird?) its a form a meditation. It's called 'Imagination' ;) Some may term me a 'therianthrope'. GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! GOSH!!! (Andy ;P) I'd very much like a monkey tail I mean imagine the booze you could steal! I'd like bird wings too, please. And me and Jeffry had the most inspiring convo about fuckin' rice. One day Ill tell y'all the story about the sand and how sand originated on the planet. And about the Antarctic fish Teleost McFinnigan.
My heroes include many people. David Attenborough is an amazing man [He did Life of Birds, Life of Plants, etc documentaries]. Well known and lesser known and almost unknown musicians inspire me. I like all types of music, really, and I do not
appreciate those who think it is cool to only like metal because it's 'trendy' or punk for the same reason, etc. I dislike emo. (See my links of 'Emo Sheep' above)
I like nature very much. I like to be outdoors if the weather is right, with a guitar or with my good friend (Andy) or my dog and cat.
My Music // Equipment
Above: Michael Schenker playing his Gibson Flying V! At the moment I own a Monterey [A Fender Strat copy] and Steve Vai JEM series model (See the blog 'Steve Vai' for a photo), A Washburn Acoustic, an Ibanez RG 320EX, a black and white Flying V Epiphone (It's sort of like Michael Schenker's...partly why I got it haha, also for it's playability and use) my first classical guitar and my little orange ukelele. I also use Marshall amps at the moment and have a Zoom GFX5 multi effects pedal and a Zakk Wylde Dunlop Crybaby Wah pedal.
Waiting currently on a slide guitar!
I have just joined another band :P fuckin rock n roll man! Pure rock n roll with our own personal quirks of course, lots and lots of solos! Getting sick of this new age, bland fuckin crap they have the gall to call rock n roll when it clearly is NOT rock and roll.
Anyway, feel free to browse around my den. I hope it satisfies you :D
If you're interested in my personality, either get to know me, or read the psychology quiz below. Though I don't show many symptoms of that dependent one, though some. Those quizzes aren't accurate but they're fun if you don't start believing it of course. Though I am pretty weird so the schitzotypo might be me...haha -grows wings-

Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Low
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
-- Personality Disorders --
Thanks Tom!
DO NOT BE OFFENDED IF YOU'RE NOT ON MY LIST. GRABBED THE FIRST FEW PEOPLE IVE TALKED TO RECENTLY PLUS A FEW RANDOMS. SOME OF YOUR NAMES SEEM INVISIBLE ON MY DAMNED FRIENDS LIST. GRRR!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

On Myspace I'd like to meet people who appreciate music [if you're into music] for what it is and not because it's 'cool', musicians, or cool people to talk to, um just anyone into similar interests. I'm not looking for real life friendships though, this being the internet, just a chat over this Myspace, as internet friends I guess you'd call them. I'd also like to meet David Attenborough and a million different musicians. Also other therianthropes or shapeshifters or whatever.
Im not an intimidating person and I will not bite you!

My Blog

IRON MAIDEN AND MEGADETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, Im seeing Iron Maiden and Megadeth!!!!!!!!!!   ..m/
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 21:28:00 GMT

A Furry survey when Im not a furry!

It's been AGES since I've bothered with Myspace!Myspace is a piece of royal crap. But there are positives I guess. Like me being drunk and having a quiz to do. I'm not a furry but I know a lot of cool...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:54:00 GMT

G3 Concert!

I saw G3 last night! The lineup was Joe Satriani, John Petrucci and Steve Vai and their bands. Their bands were so awesome, you should have seen them play! The extremely psycho bass solos, the ni...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 22:01:00 GMT

Black Label Society Concert! -With Black Steel.-

Last night I saw BLS live! They remembered me and my friend as well. I was right at the front, at the barrier. It was a really nice venue and they really played all out for us. It was one of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:29:00 GMT

BLACK LABEL SOCIETY MEET N GREET \m/

I haven't blogged for a while. Me and my mate met Black Label Society...yes, the entire band...yesterday! It was awesome. They were really nice, really cared about the fans...I had a pretty decent con...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:27:00 GMT

Check this guitarist out!

I had a guy called Oumi teach me guitar for a bit, brilliant guitarist. He writes anything from guitar to orchestral pieces, and he's diverse, and one of Australia's best guitarists. I want to adverti...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:32:00 GMT

Animal Cruelty Message

This was a bulletin I posted. I'm putting it here for permanent reminder. This...just...holy crap I was speechless when I saw this. I'm glad I'm a vegetarian, I always use products not animal tested. ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 19:55:00 GMT

The Unimaginable Albatross!

The Unimaginable Albatross Yup, this is my comic book hero name, I got it off one of those 'What's your comic book hero name'. So I found a site where you can build a character, and made her! Here is...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 19:45:00 GMT

Writing Music

A good friend of mine, Andy, and I were jamming yet again today, and wrote two more songs. At first we simply sat on my balcony and watched the ocean, we have a lovely view! And we had Joe Satriani an...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:14:00 GMT

New Family - Mice

Hey there people! I got some new family members today! Four beautiful mice I rescued from the lab! I rescued 17; 8 are with me and my best friend and the rest are issued to pet shops. They are 8 weeks...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:41:00 GMT