Including but not limited to: sleeping 22.6 hours straight, deleting email with the subject "Vagina, Vagina,Vagina!", re-watching the same movies until they're worn out, playing hockey, stealing large quantities of pamphlets, business cards, flyers and rebate coupons. photography, working
...a midget...a pirate...your mom
Anything that's not crap.
Fast and the Furious 3: My other ride is your mom
Including but not limited to: Beavis and Butthead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Family Guy and Ultimate Fighting Championship
"The World Without Us","Hating Women: America's hostile campaign against the fairer sex", "Greek Love."
Fidel Castro