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I do my best to live by the lyrics of "Motorbreath" . I write music and sing for DIOS MIO , and Fresh Produce , play guitar for the Amniotics , and play drums for a new band called INDULGE . I also like to breath fire.
I have a baby snapping turtle named Miki. It's short for Mikinaak, which is Ojibwe for Snapping turtle. Miki is a gender neutral name, which I figured was perfect, since I can't tell whether it's a he or a she.

Every day I usually go to the Ico and get a 32 ounce fountain Dew. I eat alot of generic macaroni 'n cheese and Totino's Party Pizzas. Besides Dew I enjoy Mountain Creek, Wild Cat, Grain Belt, and Colt 45 Double Malt. I dip alot of shit in Hidden Valley Ranch, no substitutes.
I love to tour and I hate college. I'm supposed to be an Anthropologist, but I'd rather tour and be a shithead my whole life.

I have a '92 250 Dodge Ram Van. Her name is the Protector and I love her to death and I give her lots of love.
Some day I hope to own a big piece of land with all my homies where we can rage non-stop forever. There, I will build the most epic tree house imaginable where inside, my beautiful love-slave and I will pleasure each other to the breaka dawn. I also hope to some day own a houseboat. Until then, the Tard Barge will do just fine:
Lastly, I wanna give a shout out to the realest companion I've ever had, the late Arlo the cat. Rage in Peace little buddy.