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Russ

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About Me

Well... i love life, have 4 children, an ex-wife, an ageing Border Collie called George, a very temperomental Volvo*, a paisley dressing gown, carpet slippers, a nice tattoo, a shit load of joss-sticks, a packet of custard creams, a leaking gutter, a big smile and an even bigger heart! My favourite things include; Dancing naked in the rain, wind-swept beaches, white wine, 6X (beer), cheddar cheese, navel fluff, custard creams, being spontaneous, Swearing at the boat i'm currently renovating on my front drive, meeting and chatting to people from far away places and cultures, a harmonious life, and the very beautiful Karen XXXXXXDislikes; Tempromental Volvos*, Accoustic guitars that don't work, show-offs, War mongerers, Brussel sprouts and 18 year olds called Duane in cheap family hatchbacks that have been 'done up' like a dogs dinner with very loud distorted stereos and too many lights!* The Volvo has since been replaced by a leaking Landrover Discovery, I do however know that the volvo is still very much tempromental and pissing it's new owner off almost as much as it did me! (i couldn't really give a toss though as i stung him 400 quid for it ha ha ha )** The Landrover has subsequently passed away and been replaced with yet another Volvo! (very fast one this time)

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im not soaked through... honest

As a transport god, if there's one thing that riles me more than anything on the roads, it's a caravan...   Which is probably why i went on e-bay a few weeks back and bought one.   ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:19:00 GMT

Oh Joy... Oh Bliss...

You'll never guess what...  ...i've only gone and almost nailed the chords for 'Mad World' ( if you squint a bit and listen from a distance)   Hey i can play the guitar (nearly)  &...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 21:27:00 GMT

PHEW WHAT A HECTIC WEEK!

It all started Monday when my Tax return was, well, returned. Pull up a chair & i'll tell you all about it... The Inland Revenue returned my Tax return over the somewhat spurious claim by me that ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 16:34:00 GMT

i blame a certain 2 Gaelic men!!!

so there i was ... worked out how to stick music on the mp3 player on my phone, stuck some of my favourite songs on it and trotted off down  the gym.     head full of meaningful ly...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:27:00 GMT

MY HEAD HURTS.....

Eurrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh......... who's idea was it to stick 3 litres of wine in a box with a tap on the bottom??????????????????  
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:53:00 GMT

my whole karma has been thrown out of balance with the natural order of things

Syncronicity... you can set your clocks by it! It's not as if a tube of toothpaste is even that important (unless you're a dentist) It all started on Monday in the bathroom.. the whole shock of my 'co...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:25:00 GMT

crazy life, crazy musical abillity!

Decided today i may well beat the crap out of my sunday-schoolesque accoustic guitar... 3 years in and it still won't bloody sing to me, and to think i paid more to get it fixed after one of...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:12:00 GMT

can my life get any crazier??

Right... started the washing up... just got to motivate myself to turn the vacuum cleaner on now. If i do yet another battle shall ensue between it and the dog (he previously killed an upright Dyson a...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:43:00 GMT

my even more crazy life

It was blowing a gale so the dog will have to just cross his legs... Washing up now flowing over to the draining board, fed the 5 kids earlier so it's now mountainous in the sink. Anyone got a cheap d...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:58:00 GMT

my crazy life

Errr....   What an exciting life i lead...   might take the dog for a walk later, oh, and there's a sink full of washing up!
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:05:00 GMT