Signs that you are too drunk! |
You lose arguments with inatimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.Your job is interfering with your drinking.Your career won't progress beyond Senator of Mass...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:38:00 GMT |
Some lessons I’ve learned |
As I "mature"...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:33:00 GMT |
Birthday |
Happy 60th Birthday Steven Tyler!
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:56:00 GMT |
Thought for the day |
Like all dreamers, I confuse disenchantment for the truth.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:04:00 GMT |
The big game |
Go Big Blue!
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:12:00 GMT |
Birthday |
Happy 64th Birthday Jimmy Page. Wow!
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
Some ways of dealing with the burdens of life |
1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
3. If you can't be kind at lea...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:12:00 GMT |
Silly political musings |
They hold elections in November because it's the best time to pick out a turkey.
How's this for a political platform: Don't lie through your teeth!
Voting is like trying to choose your favorite ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:23:00 GMT |
Birthday |
Happy Birthday George Lynch!!
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:06:00 GMT |
Some useless facts |
Did you know...
...for every human on earth there are 1 million ants.
...turkeys can run up to 20 mph.
...the first TV show to be put into reruns was the Lone Ranger.
...the first VCR was made in 1956...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:25:00 GMT |
