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Sellin' the sweetest jackets from the deep dusty craters of the FUCKIN" MOON!!!!Thats space my man...The Cosmos... ******************************************************* **********************************************************Th ese jackets are on ebay for those who have the stones to take it to the MAXXXXXXXXXX.check out dudejackets *********************************************** My super power is being able to watch and enjoy television while bathing in the smell of human feces (not my own). ************************************************ ********************************************************* THE SWEETEST JACKET IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This jacket has a massive grease stain on the left breat side and is insultated with shaggy dude fur. From my recent contemplations and estimations I have concluded that the previous owner of this fine garment was a massively obese, grotesque individual who was an extreme coniseur of polish sausage ( aka: Fried Kielbasa) and nasty french fries. This duder must have drank olive oil of the non-virgin persuasion before I got my greasy hands on it. This is a ONE IN A BILLION purchase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deepfryers 4 Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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