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amanda lee.

About Me

"you can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style."

would you like to be more charming, popular, and attractive? please read my blog: www.frightenedbybees.com

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

contrarians.
knaves, rapscallions, and rascals.
rogues, varlets, and flim flam artists.
dandies, clotheshorses, and devendra-types.
early risers and breakfast aficionados.
the foolishly stubborn and emotionally clumsy.
card sharks and scrabble wizards with fine-smelling hair.
mathletes, spelling bee champions, and science fair winners.
cardigan-wearing banjo players.
fans of face painting, cowboy boots, casual headdress wearing, and the smell of coconut.
anyone doing exactly what they want to do.

crybaby bitches need not apply.

My Blog

relocation!

hey, all... from now on, i will be posting all things blog-ish here: frightened by bees. i don't know...it just seems more legitimate than a myspace blog...and the edit functions work a lot better wi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 14:53:00 GMT

more minimally edited work.

i have a lot on my mind today. it is at times like this that i am very grateful for my dogged work ethic.it will seem as if there is no way this excerpt could possibly relate to the previous snippet ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 18:24:00 GMT

clothing optional.

i am flying to the motherland (pdx, oregon) in 60 hours (i swear i'm not counting)! weather.com has revealed that the highest temperature of the week in portland will be 77 degrees. i am wondering if...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 14:32:00 GMT

fiction.

Below I have cut/pasted a very rough piece of a much larger project. It is fiction, with the unavoidable sprinkling of truth. Don't be mean! Not to quote Erykah Badu (but I will any way): "Keep in...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 19:33:00 GMT

magical decoder ring.

before i get down to business, i have an information request: i need to buy an external hard drive (or whatever it's actually called) for my mac book. if anybody knows anything about this, please dro...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:41:00 GMT

and our silver screen affair, it weighs less to me than air.

last thursday night, jesus todd and her awesome boyfriend dan (hey, let's call him "danimal" from now on) took me to dinner at the crystal lake diner in new jersey. we were disgusted to discover that...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 15:00:00 GMT

little girls.

dylan lost her first tooth this week! she bravely pulled it out all by herself, using a string. her efforts were rewarded with a handsome 2-dollar bill (i guess inflation is driving up tooth prices...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:48:00 GMT

i put in work, and watch my status escalate.

i can remember this time a few years ago (in portland) when dylan and i were ridiculously poor. well, not third-world-eating-only-rice poor, but well below the poverty level established by the u.s. g...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 15:18:00 GMT

awesomeness abounds.

i am an aunt!!! my niece, olivia noelle, was born on saturday afternoon. my brother was unable to take any photos, because (he readily admits this), he was too busy crying. my mom told me that SHE c...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

all secrets sleep in winter clothes.

friday night i discovered that jesus todd is afraid of flying. my friend marlyn is also deathly afraid of air travel. she even has a legitimate xanax prescription to prove it! i feel like i fly quite...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:42:00 GMT