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sam.

ragnar_lives

About Me

i am a constant critic. i over think every single detail of my life. anyone who asks to hear my inner thoughts is immediately sorry. i judge everyone i come into contact with. i am highly annoyed with the general stupidity and obnoxiousness of the better portion of humanity. i use sarcasm to a distasteful extreme. if i've never talked to you, i probably hold the belief that you would be better off euthenized, and the world as a whole would be much happier without you. i work in a bar and i drink more often than i probably ought to. i guess what i'm trying to say is ... i'm a real people person

My Interests


good conversation
good eats
good music
good times
good life
no bullshit drama

I'd like to meet:



friends @ NBT: most days

customers @ BAR NONE: friday night

the football nuts @ jen's house: NFL sundays

OLIVIA MUNN @ my bedroom: after hours

Music:


converge
owen
breather resist
red sparowes
botch
rise and fall
burst
bear vs. shark
shai hulud
radiohead
buried inside
the scaries
hey mercedes

Movies:


porco rosso
amadeus
the shawshank redemption
coming to america
trading places
princess mononoke
death to smoochy
ferris bueller's day off
blade runner
hot fuzz
shaun of the dead
superbad

Television:


shark week
planet earth
man vs. wild
mythbusters
law & order
top chef
futurama
moral orel
the daily show
the colbert report

Books:


atlas shrugged
catch 22
fahrenheit 451
the hitchhiker's guide
a brief history of time
i hope they serve beer in hell
anthem
thus spake zarathustra
the jew of malta

Heroes:


ragnar danneskjold
jacob bannon
kazuhiko akiyama
captain yossarian
ayn rand
ferris bueller
shigeru miyamoto
louis mcfadden
jack mccoy

My Blog

if youre a fan of indiana jones...

...do NOT go see the crystal skull!!  it fucking sucked.  even as a fan of spielberg and indy, i have to say it was one of the five worst movies i have ever seen.  seriously.  they...
Posted by sam. on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:53:00 PST

the speakeasy gangster party ...

... was amazing.  everything went over extremely well despite some potential pitfalls here and there.  the crowd was solid, everyone had a blast.  fuck, even i had fun, and i'll admit t...
Posted by sam. on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST

hells yeah

i'm trying to get the word out, and i know people read this though i have no idea whom.  anyways, gangster party at speakeasy this saturday.  here's info: Sat. Oct. 6th. 9PM -2AM $25 Person/...
Posted by sam. on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:33:00 PST

satan...

...lives in my e-mail account.  i currently have exactly 666 e-mails in my bulk folder.  wicked.tonight at new brookland's midnight movie, we watched a german film called zombie doom.  ...
Posted by sam. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

fuck theives.

i'm still confused as to who the fuck is reading my blogs.  seriously.  i get ridiculous readership but no comments.  ever.  can i really have that many stalkers?!i cancelled my de...
Posted by sam. on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:14:00 PST

fuck a heatwave.

    i woke up from sleep at 9:30am today.  sweating.  dehydrated.  certain of my own immenent death from heat stroke.  it was 94 fucking degrees...in my room.  ...
Posted by sam. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:09:00 PST

thanks charlotte

thank you queen city...for showing me an excellent weekend.  thanks for ally's superb birthday party.  thanks (ally) for the place to sleep.  thanks (ally's mom) for badass breakfest.&n...
Posted by sam. on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

art bar is evil. don't leave your drinks alone.

so, yesterday was one of the weirdest/worst days of my life for the most part.  and i'm not talking about some crazy shit i went out and did at night.  i'm talking about just sitting on my c...
Posted by sam. on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

birthday shit

best.  birthday.  ever.  it was nearly exactly what i wanted.  i got to see a million different friends, and i got to actually get drinks on my birthday for once.  i hope i wa...
Posted by sam. on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

wtf

drama.  its seemingly inescapable.  i am a very laid back person.  harsh, yes.  judgmental, hell yes!  but i don't see any need for having a shouting contest with anyone.that ...
Posted by sam. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST