a.dot [ woah, killah...] profile picture

a.dot [ woah, killah...]

[insert quote from super indie emo song]

About Me

Ready, aim, fire... Catherine Deneuve meets Anita Pallenberg...Charming, clever, devious and loyal, I break hearts and faces... though less of the latter. I'm looking for a cute boy with tattoos and one gold tooth to make me laugh and buy me $1 beers... My mom says I'm a catch... I adore gin and tonics, dive bars and witty repartee... I would be lost without my Perrier and Parliaments... I live and breathe for ROCK AN ROLL... I collect random things from random places to remind me of random people...I love skinny jeans, oversized sunglasses, and giant handbags... I'm a sucker for the "Axl slither". I can't remember life before my iPod... I support overtly decadent and morally reprehensible behavior... I'm addicted to sugar free Red Bull... Easy to amuse, but hard to impress...my life's goal is to be an urban refugee on the streets of Paris... I am an unapologetically bad speller...I drink High Life out of champagne glasses... Boys who can accessorize makes me weak in the knees... I jam to other people's music at red lights, and have a tendency to over use the words "dude" and "seriously"...I'm also really scared of chickens. a.dot --
[noun]:
A lewd street performer
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I'm really into fashion, Mad dogs and Englishmen, quickie roadtrips to the beach, and great moments in bar room punditry. Plus...

I'd like to meet:

Pete Doherty, Tommy Lee, Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr. Kevin Spacey and the Easter Bunny.

Music:

Muse the Faint Cold War Kids Guns n Roses the Fratellis Gym Class Heros The Libertines Rilo Kiley J.T. Head Automatica Amy Winehouse Journey Rage Against the Machine Incubus Two Gallants AC/DC The Killers the Yeah Yeah Yeahs N.E.R.D AFI

Movies:

Brick Kiss Kiss Bang Bang The Sting Snatch Freestyle Rollin [support the movement] Green Street Hooligans Boondock Saints Dazed and Confused High Fidelity Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Grosse Point Blank Chinatown Romeo+Juliet Memento Marie Antoinette Moulin Rouge Dogma Pulp Fiction Mallrats Stealing Beauty Love Actually"allison nible is a verb.. not a noun"

Television:

Heroes, Entourage, The Daily Show, Nip/Tuck and I live vicariously through the girls on The Hills.

Books:

Valley of the Dolls the Maltese Falcon Anna Karenina The Great Gatsby the Modern Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms Alice in Wonderland and any Shakespeare

Heroes:

John Stewart, Freddy Mercury, the guy who invented the Dyson and Ghandi.

My Blog

Grape Soda: shake it up and make it fizz

Come celebrate my 23rd birthday on April 20 (YES that's 4/20) at Grape Street Pub. $25 Includes: Admission (Usually $10), 3 hr (10-1) Top Shelf Open Bar (All Beers/ Liquors [Heineken, Red Bull & Vodk...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Public Service Announcement.

1. Black leggings are not pants. They are meant to be worn as a layering piece i.e. under skirts, shorts, dresses or tunics. No one wants to see your cellulite.2. Guys, expand your "going out wardrobe...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

Haven't I seen you naked?

Some may call me a traitor to my sex for what I'm about to divulge. However, I feel it is my job.. nay... my duty to share the pearls of wisdom I have collected about the interactions between guys and...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:59:00 PST

the Cocksucker Proxy

Disclaimer: I am not a man hater, nor am I an egocentric basket case. I am, however, on the verge of switching teams. I'm sick of games and bullshit. I've been "on the market" for a few months now and...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:11:00 PST

Memo to the Allmighty

Dear Yaweh, Zeus, Lord, Budda, Jesus and anyone else who's listening... I am officially disappointed. Today has been a prime example as to why your strange brand of communism doesn't fly. A system of...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:32:00 PST

An open letter to Tom

Dear Tom, There are a few things that have come to my attention recently of which I thought you should be made aware: First of all, what is the deal with the server only ever being "too busy" when I...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST

the mis-adventures of a disenfranchised college student

so, writing this is really fuled by nothing more than boredom and insomnia... but what the fuck. why not. as I sit, peering into the dark dark abyss that is finals week, i'm left pondering how the fu...
Posted by a.dot [perdu et trouvé] on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:36:00 PST