I'm just a goofy fucker who likes pickin' and grinnin' and havin' a couple or ten beers while I'm at it. I like vintage shit and readin' about serial killers, and cookies in my ice cream.I originally got into music because I was a huge dork and I needed a way to get chicks to dig me. Now I'm into it for the art...and all that shit. Seems that girls these days are more willing to overlook my intense dorkitude, so maybe I'm doin' something right. I don't know. I just really hope you like the music I make...enough to take your panties off...nah, I'm just fuckin' with you. You're cool, you're cool.I don't sell my music, and I rarely play outside of living rooms due to my busy schej as a scientist/ law-stylist/ detective/ spaceman/ sex-god. I just put my shit up here so y'all can enjoy it and tell your friends about the crazy, wild-haired, super-eloquent, dorky-but-sexy, ultra stylish mega nerd who writes the sweet tunes and approved your friend request, even though your page makes you seem like a retarded douche bag...just kidding, just kidding. Your page is actually totally original and imaginative, and makes you look sooo cool and I've never seen something so interesting in my whole fucking life. For true. Don't forget to check out my soul band, Your Majesty, in which I play sax-a-ma-fone.{}
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