Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?]

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hello. My name is James Stewart but to those that know me personally my name is Mikey. My friends are more important to me than anything else. But with the exception of my friends I have the most extreme loathing for people in general. I love to take pictures. Music and movies are my life. Music sets the atmosphere to the way I live and movies are doors into other worlds. Whenever you're not happy with the way things are going you can always lose yourself to a movie and forget about your real life for a couple of hours. I'm always looking to do new things. My friends and I are always trying to plan some new activity to do or go to a place we've never visited. It keeps things interesting and fills your head with memories of times you strayed from the traditional and had your buddies with you. If I'm not with my friends or listening to music or embarking on a cinematic adventure I'm an avid reader. Like movies, they too, are windows into other worlds. You can experience places you've never been to first hand without ever taking one step out of the library. People don't read enough anymore and I think that's a serious problem. Movies are wonderful but I believe that people need to read the occasional book from time to time as well. I love technology. But all in all I really just love to relax. I like to sit on the couch and enjoy a good movie or play a video game. It's even better if I have someone with me. Though I love technology I also love nature. I love to go walk around in the woods every so often. It's so peaceful and quiet. There is much more about me and if you know me for years you still wouldn't know the whole me. People get me wrong a lot. I make decisions with odd motives sometimes and people think I do them for the cliche reasons. It keeps me having to try to explain myself quite often. It makes me frustrated a lot; having people misunderstand me but I guess a lot of people have that problem. Being misunderstood and all.

My Interests

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We're the middle children of history, we have no special purpose or place, and unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse, hell or nothing? Burn the museums, wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way, at least God will know your name.

I'd like to meet:

You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland? No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions and by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fucking spank you."

Music:

||||||||||||BandsILike|||||||||||| 16 volt | 36 Crazy Fists | The 69 Eyes | A Perfect Circle | AC/DC | AFI | Against Me! | Atreyu | The Beach Boys | Blink-182 | The Bloodhound Gang | Brand New | Breaking Benjamin | Bishop Allen | Blink-182 | Buckethead | Chevelle | Chiodos | Creed | DVDA | E. Town Concrete | Faith No More | Fall Out Boy | Five Finger Death Punch | Fuel | Gorillaz | Greenday | Hatebreed | Hellogoodbye | Hollywood Undead | Heaven Shall Burn | Hellyeah | Incubus | John Murphy | Killswitch Engage | Lostprophets | Marilyn Manson | Moonspell | My Chemical Romance | Nobuo Uematsu | Novembers Doom |Otep | P.O.D. | Papa Roach | Powerman 5000 | Rammstein | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Shadows Fall | Silent Civilian | Stone Sour | Tenacious D | Three 6 Mafia | Trivium | Van Halen | |||||||BandsIFuckingLOVE||||||| CKY | Clint Mansell | Daft Punk | Dimmu Borgir | Evanescense | Godsmack | HIM | In Flames | Kimya Dawson | KoRn | Limp Bizkit | Linkin Park | Marionette | mc chris | Metallica | Michael Andrews | Mindless Self Indulgence | The Moldy Peaches | Motion City Soundtrack | Opeth | The Pink Spiders | Rob Zombie | Shiny Toy Guns | The Steve Miller Band | Stolen Babies | Twiztid | The Used | Weezer | ||||||||||||||TheGODS|||||||||||| Cradle of Filth | Devildriver | Eminem | Insane Clown Posse | Lamb of God | Mudvayne | Mushroomhead | Slipknot | Static-X | The Strokes | System of A Down | Tool |

Movies:

28 Days Later | 300 | The 40 Year Old Virgin | A Lot Like Love | Akira | American Beauty | American History X | The Basketball Diaries | Battle Royale | The Boondock Saints | The Butterfly Effect | Clerks II | Contact | Dawn of the Dead | Disturbia | Donnie Darko | Dream Catcher | Dude, Where's My Car? | Equilibrium | The Evil Dead Trilogy | Fight Club | Friday | Funny Games | Grandma's Boy | The Green Mile | Hard Candy | Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle | The Hole | I Am Legend | I, Robot | Identity | Juno | The Karate Kid | Killer Klowns From Outer Space | The Lord of the Rings Trilogy | The Lost Boys | Memento | The Mist | Mr. And Mrs. Smith | The Nines | Pi | The Prestige | Princess Mononoke | The Puppet Master Saga | The Pursuit of Happyness | Requiem For A Dream | Rocky | The Sandlot | The Shawshank Redemption | The Shining | Signs | The Sixth Sense | The Spiderman Trilogy | Sunshine | Superbad | Taxi Driver | There's Something About Mary | Transformers | Versus | Walk Hard | War of the Worlds | Zoolander

Television:

Old Nickelodeon cartoons and the Saturday morning cartoons we all watched as kids. Power Rangers, Doug, Hey Arnold!, Aaaahhh! Real Monsters, Edd, Ed, N' Eddy, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life.

Books:

Books own your ass.

Heroes:

Penn & Teller

My Blog

Paint It Black

The Rolling StonesPaint It BlackI see a red door and I want it painted blackNo colors anymore I want them to turn blackI see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothesI have to turn my head unt...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:07:00 PST

Eyebrow Dream

Ok so in this dream I decided to shave my head bald to the skin. Then I wanted to wax my eyebrows off so I got these ready-to-go sheets that you just slap on then rip off. So i got one eyebrow off but...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

Before The Hangman’s Noose

DevildriverBefore The Hangman's NooseIt's a good day to fuckin' die A good day....A fuckin good day Truth be told the water looks cold And the trees fly by as we drive The sun goes down Sometim...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg Jokes

Mitch Hedberg was the shit.When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, they say, "Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two." And if no o...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:26:00 PST

Burning Up

Insane Clown PosseBurning UpThis bitch Rashell fucked on her boyfriend in her boyfriend's bed and Crazy Carlos smacked his baby mama off in the head and Jonathan beat his son like his daddy beat him b...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:16:00 PST

I Like Giants

Kimya DawsonI Like GiantsWhen I go for a drive I like to pull off to the side Of the road, turn out the lights, get out and look up at the sky And I do this to remind me that I'm really, really tiny I...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:09:00 PST

Brand New - Jesus Christ

I'm actually atheist but this is a really great song and I love the lyrics.Brand NewJesus ChristJesus Christ, that's a pretty faceThe kind you'd find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awa...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST

Its So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday

Boyz II MenIt's So Hard To Say Goodbye To YesterdayHow do I say goodbye to what we had? The good times that made us laugh Outweigh the bad. I thought we'd get to see forever But forever's g...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:25:00 PST

If I Had

EMINEM "If I Had..." Life.. by Marshall Mathers What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down And everytime you think you gotten past it it's gonna come back...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:50:00 PST

Thrash Unreal

Against Me!Thrash UnrealIf she wants to dance and drink all night then there's no one that can stop her. She's going until the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is ...
Posted by Mikey Malicious [Wheres That FUCKING REMOTE!!?!!?] on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST