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knåpp

Don't pet the sweaty stuff.

About Me

Sporadic.Shout Out Louds - The Comeback - Big Slippa remix by Ratatat

My Interests

Ceramics, Dali, Traveling, Shopping, Skateboarding, Lobster, Wine, Beer, Languages, People, Design, Swimming, Music, Textures, Colors, Alchohol, Dairy Products, Dancing, Hair, Butt Cleavage, Sushi, Clothing, Animals, Coffee, Shoes, Last Tuesday

I'd like to meet:

Wilford Brimley, so we can talk about the free diabetes testing supplies.

Music:

Lagwagon, Alkaline Trio, Millencolin, Descendents, Super Drag, No Use For a Name, Divit, Lonely Kings, The Bouncing Souls, Strung Out, Rise Against, Junction 18, New End Original, Pollen, ALL, The Cars, Bad Astronaut, The Adventures of Jet, Midtown, Statistics, Acceptance, Good Ridance, Frenzal Rhomb, Limp, Asking For It, Bodyjar, Diesel Boy, Dynamite Boy, Strike Anywhere, Motion City Soundtrack, The Police, Sugar Cult, Finch, Hot Water Music, Summer Camp, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Jimmy Eat World, The Sounds, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, OZMA, Hi-Standard, Twisted Sister, WIZO, Tegan and Sara, Northstar, David Bowie, Grandaddy, Teen Idols, Coheed and Cambria, Tiger Army, Queen, Ratatat, Mando Diao, Night Ranger, Zero Down, Hot Hot Heat, Scissor Sisters, The Vandals, The Postal Service, Le Tigre, Keane, Snow Patrol, Brand New, The Movie Life, Head Automatica, VCR, Hellogoodbye, The Rakes...and this could go on forever.

Movies:

Space Balls, Boondock Saints, Erik the Viking, Falling Down, Montey Python and the Holy Grail, Closer, What's Eating Gilber Grape, Uncle Buck, Gleam in the Cube, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Shaun of the Dead, Pete's Dragon

Television:

The Daily Show with John Stewart, Inuyasha, News, The Chappel Show, Desperate House Wives, Family Guy, S Cry Ed

My Blog

Luck of the Ignorant

Unfortunately since I choose to stay moderately within the parameters of the law it has left me with little to no knowledge of the court system.    A few months back I was pulled over for ...
Posted by knåpp on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

Adventures in Mustaching

  Commitment is key -Either be committed to grow one or just really stop caring about shaving.   Odd shapes are fun -It may not come in even, but do not despair just go with it.  Its ok...
Posted by knåpp on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:09:00 PST

Oregon Trail 2006

A Shoe Salesman, an Ex-Carny, a Hair Stylist, and a Waiter pile into a small green wagon pulled by German engineering 1,000 miles from L.A. to Portland for the wedding of the new millennium.  Ohh...
Posted by knåpp on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:38:00 PST

Babys First Speeding Ticket

  After many years of reckless, alcohol impaired driving, for the first time I was unable to charm my way out of it.  Even after passing the most extensive sobriety test ever administered, t...
Posted by knåpp on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:30:00 PST

Wine Tasting Solo

  In early February I took a short holiday up the coast to Northern California.  I had planned on a wine tasting extravaganza along the 101 followed by the worlds creamiest clam chowder; how...
Posted by knåpp on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 12:46:00 PST

$320 CD

There is this incredibly infectious song Ive had stuck in my head for the last month or so.  Id been all over looking for it without the slightest bit of luck, finally I decided I would try Amoeb...
Posted by knåpp on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 11:48:00 PST

Older Women, Much Older Women

When does this story begin?  Maybe a month back I was introduced to a friendly older woman named Frances, now when I say older I'm estimating well more than twice my age.  What I didn't know...
Posted by knåpp on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 03:27:00 PST

A Neck Tie, Not A Leash!

It seems that any time I wear a tie to a club some woman is always grabing it and dragging me around by it like a dog.  Now it's not that I don't like that, infact at times it can be rather hot; ...
Posted by knåpp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lost Treasure

Ive always wondered if I ever dropped something into a public toilet if I would reach in and get it out.  Well I guess now I know.  While drinking from my flask in a heavily trafficked men...
Posted by knåpp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST