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Enrico

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake
capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance
operators our company can afford.

I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for
semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor
and my strong stock portfolio.

My Interests

revolution!

Arguing for opposition's sake.

I'd like to meet:

Love is just an exchange of corporate documents.

I've reviewed your rapport
and I feel you're a prospect for mechanical Salvation.
This is a joint venture that will be
mutually advantageous to both parties involved.

Technically this is just a business merger.

A consolidation of liquid assets.
We are respectively geared towards customer service.
There is a great possibility for
corporate sponsorship.

If you're willing, I am sure,
we could synchronize agendas.
Swift, and efficient satisfaction.

Through innovative planning,
We could form a strong strategic
partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
and adverse predicaments which will be discussed
at the next goals assessment meeting.
Promotion possibility and additional benefits are
diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.

The Logic of Crocodiles

Music:

is good.

tis especially good when used superbly in movies.

Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) - Ainbowray Onnectioncay

Movies:

Ranked movies:

1 - 6.) Star Wars I-VI

12 - 15.) Metal Gear Solid Series

58.) Edward Norton Movies

100.)Christian Bale Movies
101.)Jet Li Movies, with some Jackie Chan on the side.

104+.)War Movies.
Martial Arts Movies.
Weird Movies.
Chick Flicks.
Political Movies.
Documentaries.
Boring Movies.
Seksi Movies.
Movies with explosions (anything from cars to zombies)

Desert Island:

Old Boy - Fight Scene (and quite possibly the best fight scene EVER)

Television:

Daily Show (this show and the colbert report are, in all honesty, the best tv news sources when it comes to politics, seriously, not joking, run-on sentences are also badass.)
Colbert Report
24
cnn, fox, msn, cspan
Arrested Development (#1 in my heart forever)
Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia (lawlerocketswtfpwn)
The Office (ED HELMS)
Dexter (Finally, an original tv show I can enjoy that's not a comedy)
Entourage (stuff)

Favorite Show At The Moment: Dexter

Books:

Time

A bunch of others not worth mentioning

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert
Anderson Cooper
Jon Stewart

My Blog

Gay, gay marriage.

The following entails my opinion on gay marriage and if you hate reading this sort of stuff, go ahead and skip over. Thanks to those that do continue to read. Go ahead and msg me / comment and tell me...
Posted by Enrico on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:23:00 PST

The best hour you can spend in a day.

This is a long post, so reading it may get boring. However this isn't your normal attention whoring post, but a statement of my opinion on a matter I feel needs to be recognized. I will be annoying by...
Posted by Enrico on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST

ZOMG! A MYSPACE TRACKER THAT WORKS, NO JOKE!!!

Ok you kids on myspace are driving me insane. As far as I know, of which I'm 93.2374444432% sure, that THERE IS NO MYSPACE TRACKER. But that's not the thing that drives me insane, it's the lack of com...
Posted by Enrico on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:08:00 PST