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Gabsinthe

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About Me

My pants are too big, and my pockets too small...I love to joke, have fun, and meet new and interesting people... wow this sounds like a bad personal ad... oh well.

What Famous Leader Are You?
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How to make a Gabi
Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts ambition
5 parts empathy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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You are RENT. You take on AIDS through a rock-opera
atmosphere. You are somehow able to be choc
full of glamor and gritty reality at the same
time. You are very entertaining, but you also
teach a poignant message at the same time.Your songs include "Seasons of Love,"
"La Vie Boheme," and "What You
Own."
What Broadway Musical Are You?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: It's elsewhere on the page
Birthday: June 30, 1987
Birthplace: LDS Hospital, the Catholic one was busy.
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: Green/blue/red
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Um... it's the one I write with that doesn't make an"L"
Your Heritage: French/ Native American(That's right!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Suede slipper moccasins... what, I'm an Indian.
Your Weakness: The spot on my heel that my mother's finger was covering when she dipped me in Mississippi...wait?
Your Fears: Clowns. Koalas. Failure. Success
Your Perfect Pizza: It would have alfredo, zuchinni, and cotton candy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Establish a goal for the coming year.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: No! Don't tell your mom, I'll just pick you up at the junior high...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kill.
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands. Eyes. Dimples(The ones on my back)
Your Bedtime: The time when I get into bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to wear a Halloween costume in April without getting stares.
Pepsi or Coke: Crack.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Cereal.
Single or Group Dates: As long as I get action
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jasmine.
Chocolate or Vanilla: French Vanilla... I like the moustache and cowardice.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. black. And get me my slippers, woman!
Do you Smoke: Anything that burns... especially hair.
Do you Swear: No, I swear.
Do you Sing: Like a damn song bird.
Do you Shower Daily: No, I like a little funk.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, with my dog. He died. Thanks for asking.
Do you want to go to College: Well I ended up there didn't I?
Do you want to get Married: Are you asking?
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time (That's not true!)... I'm conflicted.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If reading in the car, or riding a cross-country bus with old folks.
Do you think you are Attractive: If I close one eye and squint, yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: When we're all medicated.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if lightning is involved.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, and a mean kazoo... it's a Bob Dylan kinda thing.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but I drunked pretty heavily.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes... hair.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does that shot they give you for syphillis count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, that's why I've been drinking.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to pee on the seat in the ladies room.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't come in boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep... she's a sweet girl.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes... thank God.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, the upside to not being in a relationship.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, but they had drained the pool.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the spotlight (I'm an only child)
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Sexually...?
Ever been Beaten up: Only by Mommy Dearest with wire hangers, but she wasn't mad at me, she was mad at the dirt.
Ever Shoplifted: No, I have not the strength.
How do you want to Die: Taking as many people with me as I can!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller, and a fire engine
What country would you most like to Visit: Antarctica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, as long as they're lookin' at me.
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care about color I just smoke it.
Short or Long Hair: Both, on the same head.
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter as long as mutual piggybacks are possible.
Best Clothing Style: Clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't count due to the drugs I have taken.
Number of CDs I own: I stopped caring when I got an ipod.
Number of Piercings: Two... ears.
Number of Tattoos: Visible?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Spending 10 minutes of my life on this survey.
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Which Disney Princess Are You?
Aurora
You're a tired old thing aren't you? We first came under Aurora's spell in Sleeping Beauty (1959)

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Sunbathing naked without sunscreen
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What Classic Movie Are You?
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My Interests

Theatre* art * poetry * funny movies * scary movies * documentaries * mocumentaries * frequently making a fool of myself in public and private * making low quality amatuer karaoke videos to pop songs * anything outdoors * creating mediocre and easily foiled super heroes with some sort of physical deformity or condition * pretending to knit on the train * using common household products to create prosthetic facial features * sincerely conversing with the elderly * falling asleep in new places * altering the content of my conversations when i know someone is listening * impromptu marshmallow roasts * waking up in the middle of the night but not being tired * new socks * functional mittens * the unwarranted use of intermitent spanish phrases * ellipses *
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.

Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?
Your Element is Water
Your power colors: blue and aqua

Your energy: deep

Your season: winter

Like the ocean, you evoke deep feelings and passion.
You have an emotional, sensitive, and spiritual soul.
A bit mysterious, you tend to be quiet when you are working out a problem.
You need your alone time, so that you can think and dream. What Element Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can start my oranges for me and eat chocolate chip pancakes with no abandon at three in the morning off a makeshift tin foil plate. A robot incapable of human emotion... with interchangeable moustache attatchments.Take the quiz:
Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Heidi Klum
You are a girly girl and love pink!

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What classy actress are you?

Lucille Ball
You are Lucille Ball! You are an amazing, charming, charasmatic women who makes everybody laugh! You lock people under your spell, and they are enchanted by you. You are a beautiful, classy comedian.

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Pee-Wee Herman
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Music:

i used to say anything but country, but i have recently taken a topple from my high horse and admitted the fact that the new dixie chicks album has it's own playlist on my ipod i am also on a cash and willie nelson kick right now sia tegan and sara okgo gershwin show tunes and the list goes on...
You Are
An Evil Pumpkin Face

You would make a good pumpkin bomb. What's Your Pumpkin Face? Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 90% Spider-Man 75% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 75% Superman 65% Hulk 65% The Flash 65% Supergirl 60% Catwoman 50% Robin 40% Batman 30% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Your Icecream Flavour is... Neopolitan! You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind! What is your Icecream Flavour?
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Movies:

Frida... dunno... I just like it. Anything that makes me laugh, or terrifies the pee out of me! hard candy pucinni for beginners really bad old b-movies por ejemplo... attack of the underwater nazi zombies My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)

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Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Claire Danes Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

Television:

Arrested Development (And I actually watch(ed)it!) Simpsons, FamilyGuy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Deadwood, The Wire, venutre bros,the oblongs,yeah... basically I watch adult swim and HBO, just all the time. Oh yeah, The "L" word. Gabi --
[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

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You Are Chardonnay
Fresh, spirited, and classic - you have many facets to your personality.
You can be sweet and light. Or deep and complex.
You have a little bit of something to offer everyone... no wonder you're so popular.
Approachable and never smug, you are easy to get to know (and love!).

Deep down you are: Dependable and modest

Your partying style: Understated and polite

Your company is enjoyed best with: Cold or wild meat What Kind of Wine Are You?

Books:

Lolita, but not in a creepy way fountainhead red harvest of mice and men glass menagerie chekov pinter invisiable man langston hughes jack kerouac and the list goes on and on...
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Heroes:

Wonder Woman Barbie Betty Crocker Rosie the Riveter Faye Dunanway's eyebrows table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2
Your Birthdate: June 30
You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone.
Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them.
Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6

You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

My Blog

Too Little and Too late to Flip That Switch.

My pulse is punctuated by the ebb and flow of my heart's palpatations The rhythm of rejection resounds in my limbs and loins  when I dip deep into the vessel of your voice The soft velvet of yo...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:34:00 PST

"Free me from the torment of seeing myself without fruit."

Lorca's lyrical jerking from shadow he does not know the velvet touch of my empty vessel she rises from the sea svelt and barren a field stiff from harvest her eyes are sweet and hollow like a carcass...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

This is pretty much all I accomplished on my Spring Break...

~In the garden i am the soft and fading light in the afternoon of your apathy this makes me warm and golden but terribly prone to damp twilight secrets i wish my glow was perpetual and self-sustaining...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

So I went to a slam, and 6 hours later this came out. Now just imagine I'm sultry and on tempo

Outbox. 2:38 am I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR KEYS AND SO MANY RINGS CONNECTING US TO THE PAST A SPLASH ( I REMEMBER IT WAS THE NUMBER 7) OFF THE THE DEEP END OVER MY HEAD AND UNDER YOUR INFLUENCE...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST

Cedar Shitty...

You city of ancient trees I shiver at the creak of your damp-desert ache The right angles of your skyline are splintered by suburban progressions This modern age mutilating your red knees like a bloss...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

So what are you doing at 3 in the morning...?

The lines on your face make me feel like a child. I am awkwardly panty-hosed and inebriated with that cake batter ache, bundled deep  in the jigsaw of my gut. I have forgotten the details of your...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

So yeah...

I a fire started once deep inside my chest a white-hot flicker charring the insides of my second and third ribs II it wasn't an inferno that unyielding roll of blue-based thunder it was controlled pr...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:58:00 PST

You motha fuckas ready for some poetry?

you duck inside and out of my room without  even so much as a knock your soot evanescing into my decorated past slate grey fog-folk of your kind come and go as they please but we're in tandum tro...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST

Not Acceptable

A clown came into work today... as if i didn't have enough reasons to hate work. boo to you work, boo to you!
Posted by Gabsinthe on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:10:00 PST

it's finally time to break down and blog it.

so i have often subjected my friends and slow moving or overly-kind strangers to long, off topic, and ecclectic musings. not to mention a slew of confusing run-on sentences. case and point. i have dec...
Posted by Gabsinthe on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:00:00 PST