Funkapotamus

im an average build white boy who needs to exercise but am in a serious relationship and get it on the regular so I rarely do it. i play in an unsuccessful punk rock band but enjoy creating the music and getting free beer at bar gigs. i have terrible grammar and spelling but i like to write (isnt it ironic) im broke and cant afford hair cuts so when its short its shaved, im kinda lazy at times and grow a beard out almost every week after shaving.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?