Mexican Friends |
My friend sent me this, I thought it was the cutest thing...Mexican FriendsFRIENDS: Never ask for food.MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.FRIENDS: Will say "hello."MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will giv...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:17:00 GMT |
Cake Decorating |
I took some of the courses at Michael's for cake decorating. I had so much fun. My instructor was great! I learned how to do so many different things with cakes! My last class was working with fondan...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:22:00 GMT |
Another Joke! |
The big bad wolf told little red riding hood "Lift your top so I can suck on your tits." "NO!" she said, lifting her skirt. "Eat me like the fuck'n book says!"
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:30:00 GMT |
Jokes! |
The sad life of a penis:
My hair is always messed up, my family is nuts, my neighbor is an asshole, and my best friend is a pussy.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:26:00 GMT |
Sing Along! |
T´ain´t no big thingTo wait for the bell to ringT´ain´t no big thingThe toll of the bellAggravated - spare for daysI troll downtown the red light placeJump up bubble up - what´s in storeLove is the dr...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
I'm a Dwarf! |
Oh Crap! I just found out I'm a dwarf!
This is how the story goes. I was driving to work one morning, listening to KROQ. Kevin and Bean start talking about short people. I think they brou...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:40:00 GMT |
Being violated and not even enjoying it! |
my best friend wanted to go out. so we decided to go to Alex's bar. got there, it was pretty dead, ordered ourselves some drinks. then this guy sitting next to us offers us a round of drinks because h...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:52:00 GMT |
Water Buffalo Yogurt |
Can i just tell you how much i LUV Whole Foods. they hav ethe greatest stuff there. I unfortunately am lactose intolerant, so simple good things like ice cream, yogurt, milk, don't do so well with my ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
OUCH! MY NOSE |
HAVE YOU EVER LEFT YOUR PIERCING OUT FOR TOO LONG? I SURE AS HELL DID THE OTHER DAY. I TOOK IT OUT FOR AN INTERVIEW. THEN, I KEPT FORGETTING TO PUT IT BACK. I LEFT IT OUT FOR 2 DAYS. I TRIED STICKING ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 20:34:00 GMT |
Being jobless sucks... |
Being jobless sucks. I've been unemployed for about a month and 2 weeks now. I feel rather lost. I was at my job for a little over 5 years. They just shut down all of a suddenly. The owners decided th...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 22:03:00 GMT |
