"Like it or not, believe it or not as you will. Your perceptions will not change reality, but simply color it. Humanity has been on the edge of extinction for two millenia. Ignorant of so much, and dependent on so few."
biography
.1986: date of birth
.1986 - 2007: time of living
"B", realendtheory and producing
first... realendtheory don’t see themselves as professional producers, nor do they have a clue about DJing... they just startet doing some beats with a friend of Mr. Strawberry Sirup at the time his band named SPL aka realendtheory broke up. later on they reused latter as a new synonym for producing crack while being on crack AND being crack. so here they are:
.Uli (also known as ’Uli der Knecht’ and ’Uli der Pächter’)
.Mr. Strawberry Sirup (he butters you up with his strawberry flavour)
.Space boy (play his game... he loves to get controlled)
.B. (actually he ain’t really a member of the band, cuz he sucks)
wanna know more about realendtheory
b. bitch’s actually going to make a new band called lastchancetosaygoodbye . for more informations check us out later, meanwhile you can watch some porn or whatever...
for reasons of coolness, the author of this text emphasizes, that he hasn’t read any book of Jeremias Gotthelf except of "Die schwarze Spinne" and that he hasn’t seen any film, which title begins with the phrase "Uli der..." neither. if you think, nowadays being cool is uncool, call me uncool. otherwise call me uncool.
