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NNARLYy

About Me

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ..

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My Blog

Canada Inc.

That's it really. The views and opinions expessed here are no longer fun and games I think. It's hard to live life when you have no life. What's that? You think you have a life? O.K, explain it to me ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 22:10:00 GMT

What We Are.

I look down and what do I see? I see a name. American Eagle. Across my shirt. What am I? An advertisment. That is it. You see me, you like my shirt, and you go to American Eagle and buy it. That's rig...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Chuck Norris 2

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris was orig...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:51:00 GMT

The Love Test

http://www.secret-loves.com/index.php?test=451699
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:15:00 GMT

Vin Diesel

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and in...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:39:00 GMT

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of wh...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:33:00 GMT

They Were Old Chimes, Trust Me.

For the nightwind has a dismal trick of wandering round and round a building of that sort, and moaning as it goes; and of trying, with its unseen hand, the windows and the doors; and seeking out some...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Lesson 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. & 7.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset ca...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:47:00 GMT

How Much....

How much..... Would you pay for an autographed J. Narly poster? Wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Will it cost to buy milk in 20 years? Will it cost to buy milk in 40 years...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:02:00 GMT

Spongebob Squarepants

Why is he called Spongebob SquarePants? When by all logic; he wears shorts. What are they teaching kids these days? And why does he have a pet snail (named Gary and Gary likes to meow)? Do snails even...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:56:00 GMT