OwlsTalk is the most popular, busiest, most respected, funniest, best-looking and most hygienic Sheffield Wednesday forum on the entire Internet!
Created entirely by tiny worker ants, it was originally intended to be a fan site for Nik Kershaw, but, seeing its potential as a meeting place for the most intelligent, informed and imbecilic Owls fans alike, the OwlsTalk owners stole it from the ants by pouring boiling water down their nest and running away with the code.
Today, OwlsTalk has over 1.2 billon members* from every country in the world. Together, they form a giant, globe-spanning community of Sheffield Wednesday fans who keep in contact with news from Hillsborough on a daily basis, and sometimes even post threads about Owls with sausages for arms. Truly a wonder of the modern age!
*membership rounded to nearest 1.2 billion
