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COURTNEY

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About Me

I hope to someday be as happy as this monkey.I would basically consider myself a well rounded, well adjusted person who enjoys a good laugh,I strive to pursue a "drama-free" lifestlye and I like to stay informed and up to date on the news. I enjoy learning new things and I have an apprecaition of things passed. I am an atheist but I don't try and push my beliefs on to others, I only try and get people to look at things from a different perspective. Being polite, punctual, open-minded and being able to speak english properly in my opinion are essential skills that everyone should aspire to and that's pretty much my philosophy on life. I work at the UTM information desk where I answer the phone and any mundane questions people might have about the campus, but I mainly just transfer calls around and goof off on MySpace.Oh yeah before I forget, I'm lactose intolerent, I hate crunchy peanut butter and I loathe anything that is Scince Fiction or Fantasy related, goth people kind of scare me and make me uneasy and I absolutely do not parallel park.

My Blog

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

                      Drawn by Matthew Inman
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:20:00 GMT

Teddy II Electric Boogaloo

      My cat is awesome when he's not being an asshole.  So today when I woke up I went into my bathroom as usual and noticed that Donny had left the toilet seat up becau...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:30:00 GMT

10 Reasons to date a unicorn

                       
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:27:00 GMT

newsworthy

I am so popular this week that The Pacer felt the need to include me in 2 seperate stories. Enjoy                   ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:48:00 GMT

Yippie-Kay-Yay, America!

                          Yippie-Kay-Yay, America!     &n...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Why baby Jesus, why?

Hello all you awesome MySpace faithful readers, I decided to write a new blog tonight, well more or less a list of questions that have been baffling me for the past few days. Perhaps all 4 people that...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Molly

I Just wanted to take some time today to write a special blog for my newly deceased dog Molly. While  many of you are only familiar with my dog Frank I actually do have another dog that has ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Getting to know me

Bored @ work tonight and decided to take a few tests at OkCupid.com, according to the staff  this is how I scored. The Fence Around Your Heart Test   You're right in the middle of the ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:50:00 GMT

Dead John"s

I know the title is somewhat strange, but so is this blog, so here we go. Today I was driving to Franklin, Tennessee to visit my parents and attend Karen's "Back to School Blowout Bash" and while I wa...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Pumpkins, anyone?

Hello everyone, just wanted to take some time and do a little blogging about my pumpkin patch, yeah I said it, pumpkin patch, jealous? Anyway, last Halloween I  very poorly carved a pumpkin and p...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:16:00 GMT